Soggy Lampshade

(noun) One who is useless beyond compare. Also, they don't really brighten the situation.

Guy 1: i kinda broke your TV.
Guy 2: You can't do anything right!
Guy 1: It was a bad one anyway.
Guy 2: That doesn't make it better. You're such a soggy lampshade!

by JDawgmania2014 May 24, 2014

Soggy Salad

The term for eating out one's butthole after that person has finished a sweaty activity, such as working out.

My girlfriend worked out, demanded I eat her butthole, and it was sweaty. Soggy salad.

by Boom, Roasted July 24, 2016

soggy soup

(n.) rank, stinky-ass, wet, blown-out pussy.

Jay-Z: Did you hit last night?
Drake: Nah that bitch had some soggy soup.

Jay-Z: Whatchu mean?
Drake: Her pussy looked like it had been destroyed by the Incredible Hulk and drenched in water.

by Beefjerky12 April 19, 2020

Soggy Dybiec

A slang term used by people in the niche gay community for the process of ejaculating into your sex partners nose and then having them sneeze onto your anus before you squat over their face and let it dribble out. And then fart so that it spreads properly.

"The other day I gave Gareth a Soggy Dybiec and it was great"

by EqqE4560 May 29, 2018

Soggy Bottom Boys

A band created by the main characters in "O Brother, Where Art Thou". Consisted of three white, escaped convicts and a black guitarist who sold his soul to the devil for guitar skills. Known for the songs "I Am A Man Of Constant Sorrow" and " In The Jail House Now".

The Soggy Bottom Boys are true G-town Soldiers.

by Stuy The One (Lewis) October 12, 2005

soggy thomas

A game kids play with a boy named Thomas. All the kids circle Thomas, jerk off on him and than yell out SOGGY THOMAS!!

Boy: have you seen Thomas around.

Boy 2: no not since we played soggy Thomas with him last week.Thomas Soggy Jerking

by Soggy Thomas January 7, 2015

Slodgy

slodgy is a term most commonly used to describe poos that contain some hardened chunks of poo burried within that lovely wet exterior. However, sometimes these chunks can stick out of the side and be seen fairly clearly. The most common cause for slodgy poos are consuming too many bum hairs, the stinkier the bum hairs the more chance you will have slodgy poos when you go to the bathroom.

Might delete later, just did a slodgy poo

What a succulent batty, i bet they have lots of slodgy poos

by JimmysGiantBattyCheeks April 25, 2021