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snide ride

scottish saying for someone who is completely shit in bed
yeah he was a snide ride, he couldn't even get it up.
by fugly chick August 24, 2010
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Snide Face Syndrome

Snide Face Syndrome, or simply Snide Face, is an acute condition that occurs when meeting an acquaintance after a long period of absence and lack of contact.

SFS sets in at the point of reunion due to uncertainty of the status of the relationship. One, or both parties, may feel it is right to present a smile. The smile, however, is forced due to the uncertainty of the friendship and results in a contorted, snidey-looking face.

This facial contortion is uncontrollable and can be felt spreading up the face, causing great anxiety to the sufferer, and often lasts for the duration of the conversation.
Old acquaintance: "Hello there...Sorry, I've forgotten your name."
John: "Hi, it's John." *Snide Face Syndrome*
by Goatlips December 30, 2009
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Snide Bastard

Someone with the morals of an alley cat! Lower than a snakes belly! Just a general sly shit!
I can't believe you did that?! You snide bastard!
by TJ98 August 1, 2015
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snide off

To go off with someone else, thus leaving your regular friends/co-workers behind. A true favourite of the playground.
"I can't believe she went out to lunch with HER - what a snide off!"
by Stu B August 15, 2006
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Snide Fried

Eat In Snide Fried at your own peril, proper snide that chicken, If It Is chicken.
by Proper Manc Lad July 31, 2018
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Snide remark

Sneering, malicious, sly, critical, derisive remark
That snide remark does not become you in the least bit.
by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010
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Snide Rump

Noun
(From the latin Snideous Rumpous Horrendous)

1. A sub-standard or disappointing sexual performance.

2. A person with a know history of sub-standard or disappointing sexual performance.
The girl was a poorly experienced bunk up, much akin to a sack of spuds. Failing to participate to a satisfactory level, she was under par in the beauty department, had a fell tounge and her boat race was just fuckin retarded. All in all, a real snide rump.
by R Wilson December 11, 2011
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