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Sarmientoism

To send people expensive dildos you've used to people as a joke
Did you see Bobby got sent a dildo anonymously by someone? Another disgusting case of Sarmientoism.
by StankyRats69 September 12, 2021
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Snarties

When you crush up Smarties into a fine powder, ready for snorting.
"Hey bro, I ran out of powder. What do I do?"
"Got some Smarties on ya?"
"Yeah, why?"
"Let's make some Snarties!"
by XioClone October 20, 2009
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Starmie

The Pokemon of the stars! Usually referred to the shit star as it has no real use in the Pokemon world.
Person 1: "Hey man! I just caught a Starmie!!"
Person 2: "Starmie sucks, if I was a Starmie I would cry because I sucked so much."
by jake redd August 27, 2010
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snarlie

A cross definition between the term charlie, and snaggle tooth. A snarlie is an inconsiderate prick, he doesn't care about girls, and he'll play the living shit out of you. Beware of the snarlie, they usually have bad teeth and like to cook food.
Damn, im sorry that snarlie had to be such a dick to you shammy!
by Tunedportking June 5, 2009
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snarlies

Jugs, boobs, beautiful swinging chebs.
Tend to be massive with the nipples pointing to approximatel 5 o'clock. Look at the snarlies on THAT!
by Dan DeLion November 23, 2006
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Sarmie

Someone obsessed with oriental boys. More specifically Japanese.
Dude, that Sarmie over there is totally molesting those Japanese kids!
by sherrane May 28, 2008
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Smarmier Major Nits

A Smarmier Major Nits, often shortened to "Smarmy" is a classically tall dark and handsome man with incredibly beautiful siblings.
He attracts the attention of only the most beautiful of women.
He names pets very unusual names and is tight fisted when giving gifts.
If you are lucky enough to receive a gift from a Smarmier Major Nits it will PROBABLY be a form of cutlary... excluding a knife.
Smarmier Major Nits are highly educated and are usefull when a dictionary or thesaurus are not at hand.
They can often be found socialising with ninja's and model like creatures.
They have been seen to drive unmarked vans and often smell of sweets whilst sporting dark clothes and a balaklava on the weekends after indulging in copious amounts of alcohol.
They often don't turn up to when invited to places, spend their time treasure hunting in peoples ears, being drawn on whilst they "rest" singing "i shot the sheriff" whilst largely intoxicated and doing the "eyebrow dance" off the cadburys advert.

All in all the Smarmier Major Nits is an unusual creature which should be monitored
woah, that dude freaks me out, he's a proper Smarmier Major Nits,

I need to sit down, I've just had a Smarmier Major Nits moment!
by Ninja An Zen November 24, 2011
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