snarkle dorf

A woman over the age of 25 who sniffs the banana seats of little boys bikes. See snorkel dorf.

"Carl, keep the bike in the garage. Your little friends mother is a snarkle dorf."

by Furyfreeze2005 November 15, 2016

snorkled

Eating an ass from behind and having your face pressed so far into it that you have to use your nose to breathe.

She likes when I snorkle her to get her primed for anal sex.

by LAFF October 15, 2004

snarklepuss

another name for parseltongue

What's that language Harry Potter speaks? Snarklepuss?

by Lizzie T March 5, 2008

snarkleblast

When one sneezes while chewing food - usually resulting in standers-by being covered in said food.

Yuck - that was the most impressive snarkleblast I've ever seen! I'm now covered in Corn Flakes - thanks.

by ivanthesquid December 12, 2009

shnarkledarn

when you are extremely mad and you don't want to swear, just use "shnarkledarn"!

if you stub your toe and your parents are around, just shout "shnarkledarn"

by finnwolfhardlover011 January 16, 2018

Snarkletarklearklemarkle

Fat ass who plays league of legends all fucking day and has 76 different diseases from eating his cheato crumbs of the homeless shelter floor

You fucking Snarkletarklearklemarkle

They’re a Snarkletarklearklemarkle

by Unskillednpc September 27, 2023

Snarkle

A dark Elmo committed to causing despair throughout the world. Often plays vicious pranks on children, like dumping small amounts of fine sand in their beds everyday.

"Hey Joe! Why did you soak all my clothes in cow blood?"
"It wasn't me bro! It was the Snarkle!"

Other common pranks include: putting salt in the sugar containers and vice-versa, eating all your cookies without your consent, tying you to your bed while you sleep, and putting anti-freeze in your drinks so you have violent seizures followed by paralysis and eventual kidney failure which almost always proves to be fatal as well as extremely painful.

by Cobra511 May 10, 2011