snapple

the greatest shit on earth. origin - 1992 Snapple Corp. "made of the greatest stuff on earth"
Yo dawg, your Benz is snapple!
by PIMP PHD August 06, 2003
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An alternative to soda that bills itself as "all natural" and "made from the best stuff on earth" but counts high fructose corn syrup as "natural"
by jn9 September 24, 2006
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snapple

Sperm, Jizz, what ever you want to call it
Guy: Dude, I blasted Snapple all over that bitch!
Dude: Guy, that's fu*kin awesome!
by Ranjeet January 03, 2008
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snapple

A result of the ass sphincter pinching off a shit. The tapered end of a shit is a result of the ass snappling shut. A perfect snapple leaves a short, sharp tapered end to yesterday's intake. Talented snapplers have demonstrated the ability to chop their log into smaller peices which may be an evolutionary trait of peoples living in water depleted areas where low flow toilets are commonly found.
Look at my log, B! That snapple is so tight you'd think my ass worked at DQ, bitch! I worked that swirl. Yeah!

Dr. stink tried to examine my colon but I snappled his finger off. Got his ring too!

by westernpig July 29, 2006
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Snapples

extremely awesome

on a much grander scale than O...S***!
I am going to have a 3 day birthday bash??? O SNAPPLES!
by futang June 28, 2012
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My knees went weak at the sight of that bottle of Snapple.
by Miki November 19, 2005
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A replacement/alternative/contemporary version of the word "snap." Used to demonstrate surprise, disappointment, or give props to someone for a wicked insult.
"Oh snapple - that creepy guy from the bar tracked me down on myspace."
by Melissa Jobo June 12, 2008
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