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Snake eyes

When your having a really terrible day and to relieve the stress you vigorously masturbate. But while doing so, you accidentally downstroke so hard you effectively punch yourself in the balls.
Ive had the WORST day! Not only did work suck, but i gave myself snake eyes when i got home!!
by Despargo August 8, 2010
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snakefest

A gathering of all dudes with nary a chick in site.
My buddy had his 40th birthday party at this old school steakhouse in midtown, it was a total fuckin' snakefest.
by Ktrain September 1, 2017
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Louisiana Snake Eyes

the act of having sexual intercourse a girl in the "dipper" position and then as you get in the sixty-nine position you take a diarrhea shit on her face creating "Chocolate Rain". As she wipes the shit off her face, stab her in the ear with a toothpick thus giving her the "Hillbilly Dental floss". Then at the peak of the sexual intercourse, right before you ejaculate, have her bite your your dick, then punch her in her nose, then cum in her eyes, thus creating "Blind Man's Bluff". After that grab ketchup and put it in the center of each cum-filled eye. finally creating as we know as Louisiana Snake Eyes
by DeadsexyFish March 16, 2009
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Rolling Snake Eyes

Shitting in one's pants
George Brett played craps at the casino then capped the night off rolling snake eyes in his pants.
by SkunkWorm February 2, 2015
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snake eyes

Snake eyes is when a woman is staring directly into the head of two penises.
When Sarah got down on her knees to throat our two dicks, she gazed directly into the snake eyes for a moment, and then went for it.
by ryanjriggy August 13, 2009
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Snake Eyes

A very ugly girl based off of the ten scale. Like in dice it is used to describe a two and also like in dice, it is not a good thing.
Last night I was so drunk and I hooked up with the ugliest girl. She was a real snake eyes.
by Liam F July 7, 2008
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snake eyes

When a girl is going down on you, and just before you climax you pull out of her mouth and nut in your own hand. You then shake that hand like your rolling dice and fling the cum in her eyes yelling "I Rolled Snake Eyes!"
Last night I rolled snake eyes on my girl....TWICE! One for each eye!
by Iva Hardon February 28, 2008
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