Skip to main content

smattoo parlour

A place where people can go to indulge in the dark art of artistic style poo smearing. Usually consisits of a couple of small empty rooms, an entrance hall with a freezer loaded with different styles of smattoo and a party hall for large groups.
Jake - Hey Dave, fancy a spring roll or some corn on the cob tonight, I heard theres a new smattoo parlour opened up downtown?
Dave - Sure Jake, do you think they'll mind if we bring our own cakes?
Jake - I dunno Dave but I heard they have a big menu anyway, I just cant wait to get my hands dirty.
Dave - Me and you both, just give me 5 minutes to get the dirt stains off my best shirt and we will head over for a good smudging.
by sradwxi May 25, 2013
mugGet the smattoo parlour mug.

skyatty thot

To be an omega thot, the biggest thot of them all. Always hoe-ing on men everyday being a big flirt no matter what. Even if the guy has a girl they'll still thot on them.
(I'm using made up names)
guy one: "damn have you seen jaylenne? she's thotting all over these boys"
guy two: "Yeah I heard she's a skyatty thot, thotting on lazaro."
guy three: "She even tried flirting with me! such a skyatty hoe!!"
(made up names)
by Jennymeows125 January 13, 2019
mugGet the skyatty thot mug.
Related Words

skyatty thot

To be an omega thot, the biggest thot of them all. Always hoe-ing on men everyday being a big flirt no matter what. Even if the guy has a girl they'll still thot on them. could also be used to describe a man hoe.
guy one: "damn have you seen jaylenne? she's thotting all over these boys"
guy two: "Yeah I heard she's a skyatty thot, thotting on lazaro."
guy three: "She even tried flirting with me! such a skyatty hoe!!"
(just an example)
by Jennymeows125 January 13, 2019
mugGet the skyatty thot mug.

smattering

I was given a smattering of stamps to choose from.
by Patricia Gibbens September 12, 2003
mugGet the smattering mug.

Skyatt

by Don’t worry abt it May 16, 2018
mugGet the Skyatt mug.

smpatti

Smpatti is tiktoker that is in love with Karl jacobs, smpatti has over 3k fans/followers.
Smpatti is a simp for Karl jacobs
by SmpSimpTiktok June 6, 2021
mugGet the smpatti mug.

smattering of nuns

A smattering of nuns is very similar to a murder of crows, except most of the nuns aren't birds.
"After the zombocalypse, a smattering of nuns engaged in a light popegasm." - Tim Defrag
by Jeebus McChrist April 20, 2006
mugGet the smattering of nuns mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email