Having loud, unprotected sex in a public toilet. Followed by a hand job on the way home in the back of the car, only to forget about the rear view mirror and finding out that the driver could see all of your antics.
Boy 1: Man i got totally smurfed last night, bad times.
Boy 2: We all heard you smurfing! But i got smurfed way better than you last week. Smurf-tastic!!
Boy 2: We all heard you smurfing! But i got smurfed way better than you last week. Smurf-tastic!!
by BetterThanBefore October 23, 2009
by WeekendWarrior22 June 14, 2010
The act of writing on ones driveway in chalk(preferably blue chalk) smurf oriented things. This was invented by a group of bored teenagers one night as an alternative to TPing,Forking and Ding Dong ditching.
The first smurfing took place on March,15th,2011 in Phoenix, Arizona
The first smurfing took place on March,15th,2011 in Phoenix, Arizona
Jack: "Dude smurfing jake last night was so fun, we smurfed the tits of him!"
John: "Hahhahaa ya dude we sure did, it would have been better though if his insane neighbor didnt throw a pestacide can at us!"
John: "Hahhahaa ya dude we sure did, it would have been better though if his insane neighbor didnt throw a pestacide can at us!"
by The King of Smurfing August 22, 2011
To put a condom over the head of your girl (like a Smirf hat) then choke the them blue while they play with your Smurf berries.
by chickenbag May 29, 2010
by parasite159 May 22, 2010
Shoving your dick down a girl's throat until she turns blue then cumming on her head to make it look like a smurf's white hat.
by KyleAndHeaven June 03, 2011
A drunken prank where you take a blue marker(s) and proceed to color the majority of the face and/or body of someone who has violated the "don't pass out with your shoes on" rule. for maximum LULz use a blue sharpie.
dude i got you so hard, pay back is so sweet. next time don't be a meanface and you wont get smurfed.
did jon just pass out with his shoes on, grab that blue sharpie over there he deserves a smurfing.
did jon just pass out with his shoes on, grab that blue sharpie over there he deserves a smurfing.
by sonnywangs July 04, 2010