soup store

A store in which one, well, buys soup. Often mistaken for a clothing store.

WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE!?!?!?!?

by Intelligence001 July 26, 2019

chicken nuggets noodle soup

Just add chicken nuggets to noodles and pour some water on top.

Is that chicken nuggets noodle soup?

That must be, it looks too good

by Chicken nugget noodle soup June 16, 2017

WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!

Dude1:I need your help! Can you come here?
Dude2:Well, I can't. I'm buying clothes
Dude1: Alright, hurry up then come over here.
Dude2:I can't find them.
Dude1:What do you mean you can't find them?
Dude2:I can't find them. There's only soup.
Dude1:Whaddya mean "there's only soup"?
Dude2:It mean there's only soup.
Dude1:Well get out of the soup aisle!
Dude2:Alright, you don't have to shout at me (move to the next aisle) There's more soup!
Dude1:Whaddya mean "there's more soup"?!
Dude2:There's just more soup!
Dude1:Go into the next aisle!
Dude2:(move to the next aisle) There's still soup!
Dude1:Where are you right now?!
Dude2:I'm at soup!
Dude1:WHADDYA MEAN YOU'RE "AT SOUP"!?
Dude2:I MEAN I'M AT SOUP!
Dude1:WHAT'S STORE ARE YOU IN?!
Dude2:I'M AT THE SOUP STORE!!

Dude1: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!
Dude2: F*** YOOUUUU!!!!

by BigStupidIdiot May 14, 2021

Shit soup

When you take a shit and then piss in the toilet afterward

Goddamnit! You didn't flush your shit soup!

by maxxor129 June 28, 2015

struggle soup

When you bring a plastic bag to taco bell and fill it with the sauce.
When you get home boil some water and add the sauce to the water.
Comes in 3 flavors.

I'm struggling so hard I had to have struggle soup for dinner last night.

by ZackStrombolov November 12, 2013

ball soup

When, in the heat of summer, your balls are soaked in sweat.

I wish I had air conditioning - there sure is a lot of ball soup going on down there.

by Chintz November 5, 2004

smuppet

A puppet with a long and oddly suggestively shaped nose, as well as a rather impudent and jutting plush rump. May be a portmanteu of smut and puppet.

Dave's Bro has an entire website dedicated to smuppets and their plush rumps.

by inkwellDried September 11, 2011