smoosh

To squeeze lightly, slowly, lovingly.

I smooshed her boobies from the outside of her sweater.

by Flukeyballs May 22, 2006

boogle-smoosh

when you go for a piss, and don't shake enough

oh shit, i just boogle-smooshed all over my trousers

by thehappygimp April 2, 2008

levi smoosh

when someone hugs you so close and seductively that their genitals push up against you through your jeans

Steven totally just Levi Smooshed Noam

by uberjewber May 2, 2011

smoosh burger

when you order a fast food burger and ask the server to sit on it before it is served

you: could i have a smoosh burger?

server: a what?

you: just sit on it before you give it to me

server: no

by bwill69 April 26, 2011

Smoosh

1. n; Seattle's remarkable pop-based indie-rock sister duo comprised of Asya (13) on vocals & keyboards and Chloe (11) on drums.

2. tr. v.; To squash or mash.

1. Smoosh is the most exciting band.

2. I sat on my sack lunch and squashed my pb&j.

by Daniel April 1, 2005

smoosh

An extraordinary hug. What it would be like to hug god if god had boobs and sprinkled you with fairy dust.

I could just smoosh you!

by KellyT July 20, 2008

Smoosh

To 'get it.' Have intercourse. To hook up. Generally unattached, but can be done between couples. Similar to smash only with more cuddly undertones. Smooshing might be used in place of 'smashing' when it's someone the person actually cares about, whether as a friend or more. They do, indeed, want to fuck, but a bit of cuddling and talking is not completely frowned upon and no ill will is meant with a smoosh. Just a mutual friendly fucking.

girl -"are you trying to smash?!"
boy - "no! not at all! but i wouldn't mind if we smooshed..."
girl - "oh, well that's fine then!"

girl1 - "so are you going to go get dinner with him?"
girl2 - "hell no! i just wanted to fuck. he wants to be friends and cuddle and smoosh. dinner will give him the wrong idea."

girl - "do you wanna smoosh tonight?"
boy - "hell yeah! my bed or yours?"

by xKingston March 14, 2011