smock

a combination of the words "cock" and smoke" resulting in a verb in reference to the glorious act

"That one whore from Early American History smocks a mean dick!"

by xyourxworstxnightmarex February 1, 2005

Smock

smock-ing, smock-ed

1. v. The act of ejaculating
2. v. Furiously dry-humping an unexpected or unwilling individual. See smock-time

3. v. Two European men kissing each other on the cheek in greeting

1. "I smocked your sister in the face." or "When i saw your mom i smocked myself."
2. "I just got smocked." or "I smocked you so hard you cried."

3. "European guys look gay when they smock."

by troxnor September 12, 2009

Smock

To smack with your cock

Gf: Smack my face with your cock
Me: You want a smock?

Gf: Yes, right on my forehead my love

by KnivesAreQuiet March 2, 2020

smock

A excessively large shirt. If someone is seen to be wearing a smock, it is necessary to yell out 'smock' to inform them if they are unaware of the fashion crime they are committing.

Check out Lachlan's smock!

Holy crap that is a huge smock! What a prick!

by Cheech1990 June 19, 2007

smock

verb - to smile with one's penis.

That guy had such an erection he was rock hard and smocking.

by Bill.i.am September 23, 2009

smock

smock is the combination of small and cock, smock

moonkid300 has a very small cock, in other words, he has a smock

by mr.potatochip2 March 7, 2022

smocking

Whacking a fella in the balls when he's spacing out, done with an open hand for surprise purposes.

Bob got smocked in gym class when he didn't hear his name called for attendance. Bob smocked me while was asking marylou for a date, in the hall. Bob got a wicked smocking

by troutseason October 18, 2012