by xyourxworstxnightmarex February 01, 2005
smock-ing, smock-ed
1. v. The act of ejaculating
2. v. Furiously dry-humping an unexpected or unwilling individual. See smock-time
3. v. Two European men kissing each other on the cheek in greeting
1. v. The act of ejaculating
2. v. Furiously dry-humping an unexpected or unwilling individual. See smock-time
3. v. Two European men kissing each other on the cheek in greeting
1. "I smocked your sister in the face." or "When i saw your mom i smocked myself."
2. "I just got smocked." or "I smocked you so hard you cried."
3. "European guys look gay when they smock."
2. "I just got smocked." or "I smocked you so hard you cried."
3. "European guys look gay when they smock."
by troxnor September 12, 2009
by KnivesAreQuiet March 03, 2020
A excessively large shirt. If someone is seen to be wearing a smock, it is necessary to yell out 'smock' to inform them if they are unaware of the fashion crime they are committing.
by Cheech1990 May 30, 2007
by Bill.i.am September 24, 2009
by mr.potatochip2 March 07, 2022
Bob got smocked in gym class when he didn't hear his name called for attendance. Bob smocked me while was asking marylou for a date, in the hall. Bob got a wicked smocking
by troutseason May 10, 2012