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Skyrim Smitten

The feeling you get from the RPG Skyrim. A lot like when you first start dating someone. You think about it all the time, wanna be with it non-stop, wanna play it, wanna accomplish things in it, tell it how beautiful it is.
"I can't believe he left me for that whore, Skyrim..."
"Can you blame him? I mean, damn, look at it..Everyones Skyrim Smitten these days."
by bc93 November 29, 2011
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Smitten

/ˈsmitn/
1. Affected by something overwhelming; "conscience-smitten"; "awe-struck"

2. Being loving, amatory, amorous, or fond; "in love"

3. Marked by foolish or unreasoning fondness

4. Made irrationally enthusiastic
Casey was completely and utterly smitten for Logan when he swept her off her feet with his charm.
by Gbuggy September 6, 2015
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Smithereens

Little pieces, to blow into smithereens.
Damn, did you see that ship blown into smithereens yesterday?
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smite

A term used when murder is just not enough.
Get away from me or I will smite you.
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a female who is enraptured by the penis of a (new?) lover.
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Smite Balance

A thing we haven't seen since 2011,When the game didn't FUCKING EXIST

Let's use some examples...

Sol: Her 3 is Sanctuary basically,can heal herself to half/full health with 1 move *and does damage by the way* A move that hits twice dealing the same damage WHILE using Spear of Magus so that's fair.

Hel: Oh don't get me started on this bitch... basically has 6 skills,can heal her team to full in like 3 seconds with the right items (Which isn't hard),Oh they have an Ares or Xbalanque on their team? Use your 1 and your out of their ultimates no problem. Screw wasting a Relic slot for Purification,she already has one. Oh and her somehow acceptable damage scaling use your 2, 1 then 3 and they are dead.

Ao Kuang:Use your 2 with Demonic grip,spear of magus and polynomicon. This will kill someone 100 to 0 someone in like 2 seconds.I'm not even joking its ridiculous. And your ultimate is a 1 hit kill if their hp is at a certain percentage,which is pretty fucking easy considering how much your 2 ALONE does.

Basically everybody thinks every god is OP because they don't know how to counter them.
Except the gods i listed... Yeah those gods are cunts.

This is also inspired by MythyMoo.
Smite Balance? The fuck is that...

Damn Smite is so balanced i like how they made every god have some type of weakness and strength!

Ymir is a guardian but can kill someone in 2 moves... Smite Balance in a nutshell ladies and gentlemen
by Striker And Dai Also Novel November 15, 2016
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Micah Smithers

A prepubescent boy who uses depreciating comedy and his rare but relatable sense of humor to make up for the fact that he has a teeny weeny, but a humungo bunghole.
Josh: Where's Micah Smithers?
Hall Monitor Helen: He's probably out there right now getting his hole stretched to the size of a shower drain!
Josh: Without me?
by definition_daddy👅💦 April 18, 2017
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