Smeeting

to batter someone to death with a rag on a stick, whilst listening to bon jovi, whilst screaming Khan

I can imagine you smeeting her.

Why are you smeeting me!!

by Jack Guisrael June 26, 2007

Smeaton

To cock block someone in the process of trying to wingman them

I was nearly in with that girl but my mate totally pulled a smeaton

by Gdsafdben April 1, 2019

Smetona

The highest level of CHAD that can possibly be reached, also could be used to distiguish the greatness of ones facial hair.

Look at Joe! He has changed so much, only Smetona could match him at this point.

by Ram0si February 1, 2021

blake sweeton

Blake Sweeton is a very respectful hardworking man! He’s sexy af. He has curly brown hair that looks like cotton candy. But sadly has a girlfriend. You can usually see him driving a dodge truck, hunting, jamming to music, and hanging out with his friends. Blake has a very good humor. He makes me laugh just about everyday. Little crazy but can be fun to hang out with. He dates a younger girl that is not well with him but ya know well let him find that out on his own. I just pray he don’t get hurt. Blake is a great guy.

Blake Sweeton is an amazing guy to be around.

by Blake Sweeton October 27, 2018

ben smeaton

Has sex woth twins

And a knob cheese

He is a ben Smeaton

by Gsbrbfnt May 3, 2019

Ben Smeaton the 2nd

Pushes trolleys around the street as an old man watches... and gives him money... the best money of his life

You see that white haired guy pushing a trolley there he is Ben Smeaton the 2nd

by Hey I have eye and nose ligma May 8, 2019

Ben Smeaton

Likes a twin

Also smells like cheese

And is gay
Likes Brooke fisher also

See that gay guy? He’s a Big Ben Smeaton 😏😏

by AlabamaNana May 14, 2019