small-town syndrome

When an individual becomes infatuated with their own reputation and creates a faux following and ego around themselves. This is all undone upon the individual visiting a larger town or city, where they find themselves somewhat unknown and ignored.

Where I come from, everyone knows me.

Who the f*ck are you? Sounds like you got small-town syndrome.

by petersleeper March 15, 2011

small town pretty

A person who is the best looking person in a small town but when in a larger urban setting they are nothing special.
Or someone who is the best looking in a small setting, ie a party or a smaller club.

2 examples.
1. when your in a small town and your buddy says wow that chick is so hot and you reply "shes only small town pretty"

2. You meet your buddies girlfriend and tell him "yeah shes ok, shes small town pretty"

by Richard D. M. July 29, 2007

small-town syndrome

A condition in which small towns suffer from a lack of offerings in a number of important lifestyle categories (i.e.; stuff to do, availability of the opposite sex, etc.) and a general malaise of boredom and monotony.

God, this town is so boring! There's nothing to do--it's the worst case of small-town syndrome I've ever seen!

by szechwean December 30, 2009

Peer shallowness

n.
1. The occurrence of when a person has his own opinions of a certain topic but then changes it according to his friends' opinions so that he could fit in, usually related to girls, sports, shows, movies, etc. (Similar to peer pressure but not related to actions)

George: You know, I never really thought Sandra was that attractive.

BJ: What??? George, you're joking right? She's Bangin'
Claus: Yeah man, George, you MUST be crazy
Philip: Haha, George, tell us you're joking

George: Well, I guess I was wrong. She is pretty hot. Damn Peer Shallowness

Everyone else: Attaboy :

by Midgetmonkey June 4, 2008

Stallowned

If you get beat in a arm wresling match and the guy who beats you gets custoday over his kid, or if a guy your trying to arrest blows up a town trying to kill you

you just got Stallowned by that guy, he blew the shit outa that town

by Sr. D June 10, 2005

small-town cops

n. Also known pejoratively as 'cowboys" by larger city and state law enforcement agencies because of their lawless, cowboy-like behavior that they wield with impunity -that behavior is mostly attributed to a lack of minorities and real criminal activity in their districts. A "small-town cop" is essentially a geeky, nerdy white guy that would ultimately have been just another loser nobody pays attention to had he not made the proper podunk political connections in order to secure the job that could easily be defined as the ultimate suburban power trip. The local yokels in their jurisdiction kiss their asses for political clout/favors because of the considerable power in the square mile or two they patrol. They believe "the job" makes them cool by default and serves as a way to get back at the cool kids in high school that picked on them. An insanely boring job that has them feeling inferior to larger, well-known, reputable, and busy jobs. Their days consist of, extorting freebies from local businesses, siting in their patrol car spouting their job's feigned importance on Facebook, texting/driving by the houses of local wives and girlfriends of local male residents that assume he is their 'friend' in hopes of getting laid because of their uniform while their wives are clueless.. Nights are spent sitting down the block from local bars waiting for people to leave so they can get an easy DWI arrest and attempt to give their BS job some delusional sense of purpose.

Small-town cops are the biggest jerk-offs you'll ever want to meet...and they're all losers.

by sapd August 14, 2012

stallowned

to have slyvester stallone destroy your shit.

"Those idiots in Hope WA got stallowned in first blood"
"Rico got stallowned in judge dredd"
"Apollo Creed, Clubber Lang, Ivan Drago and Tommy Gunn all got Stallowned"

by Jubby:) February 24, 2008