shitstache

when a shit trail ends up on someone's upper lip after eating out a butthole.

my gramma was eating my butt the other day and ended up wiht the funniest shitstache when shew as done.

by blumpkinboychaps April 4, 2009

Slutstash

A sluts Mustache on upper lip or labia.

Look at the slutstash on this broad!

by RIPCLAW March 2, 2009

snotstache

a large amount of snot running down on your mustache causing an icicle.

SNOTSTACHE: When a person with a mustache exercises in extremely cold weather they grow a snotstache.

by sacrastic suzy March 1, 2009

Slutscathe

A particularly diseased penis.

"I heard billy fucks 25 cent hookers. He must be packing a slutscathe."

by Nintendoholic May 12, 2009

Sunstache

A mustache that you get from sunburn or tanning by not using sunscreen. Happens to many people and looks oddly disturbing on females.

My sister has a Sunstache from getting sunburns at the beach. We tell her to put sunscreen on, but she wouldn't listen, and she was shit out of luck.

by Fuck you pay me fuckers July 15, 2014

Shitstache

A mustache made of human feces

Got done eating the booty and came out with a shitstache

by Niggy Azalea July 16, 2019

shitstache

A moustache made of shit.

Dude, he used a turd to give himself a shitstache.

by Clintman August 24, 2006