Slowest Common Denominator

The kid in class who slows down the rest by having to get every last thing repeated to him/her 8 times before understanding it.

Teacher 1) I hear you got Tommy and Linda in English class. I had them last year. They're some really bright kids.

Teacher 2) Yeah, but I feel horrible. It's damn near Christmas and we still haven't finished basic sentence structure because Kyle still doesn't understand subject-verb agreement and he asks me 2 dozen questions per class that I've already answered.

Teacher 1) That's always so unfortunate, when the brightest in the bunch are put in the same classes as the Slowest Common Denominator.

Teacher 2) Yeah. I wish there was room in the budget to have more advanced classes.

by daphunkeefeel1 July 17, 2012

slowler

If somethinng is described as "slower" it means it is SO slow that to simply describe it is to speak in an unbelievably slow manner, slurring your words, to accomodate the utter slowness of the object, person, thing, etc in question.

Variations include: slowl, slowlish.

1. Could you be speaking any slowler?

2. That grandmother is moving so slowlish!

by IgIg August 11, 2006

Slowment

A slow-moment. A moment when your brain is forgetful or not quite catching on to something.

Sorry, I'm totally having a slowment right now.

by Annapurna February 17, 2017

slowest-er

Slower than slowest

Bob:you slow
Kianna:you slower
Bob:you the slowest

Kianna:you slowest-er

by Khaneka June 8, 2019

slweeb

the person you see on Twitter under every tweet

@slweeb I swear I can't stop seeing you

by slweeb January 24, 2021

Slower Than Your Dad

Slower Than Your Dad is a term that is similar to Faster Than Your Mom. It is used in a lobby with friends, and describes what you say when your friend gets killed, downed or absolutely shit on. It’s really a BRUH moment!

Joseph: “360, aww fuck I’m dead”
Friend: “Come on Joseph, anytime your about to die you gotta move faster than your mom not slower than your dad! RUN THAT BITCH ASS FASTER THAN USAIN BOLT TRYING TO ESCAPE A WAR OF HERCULES VS. JESUS CHRIST.

by Poison2793 May 20, 2022

Slower Lower

The southern portion of Delaware that is separated from the northern portion of Delaware by the C & D Canal. The residents tend to be much more conservative then the progressive residents north of the canal.

Delaware is a liberal state, except for those rednecks in slower lower.

by 12 Mile Circle September 15, 2010