Slowpoke Rodriguez

Perhaps one of the greatest Looney Tunes characters of all time. He is well known as Speedy Gonzales' cousin from the country and also as "the slowest mouse of all Mexico".

Despite only two appearances, Slowpoke Rodriguez has generated a fan following for his never ending munchies, his favorite song "Cucaracha" (about smoking Marijuana), and his ability to hide a gun in his pants despite the fact that the gun is larger.

Ted's twenty minutes late, and high? We might as well call him Slowpoke Rodriguez.

by Notorious NATE April 12, 2010

Slowpoke Rodriguez

A very, very slow person.

Opposite Speedy Gonzalez.

Guy #1: Man, if he doesn't hurry it up we're gonna be late for the movie.

Guy #2: I know. (To Guy #3) Hurry up, Slowpoke Rodriguez!

by kmacolor October 6, 2008

slow poke

a generally playful and friendly term for a person who takes their time and/or moves slowly; usually does not imply a person is mentally slow, merely physically slow.

"Tracy always takes so long to shower before school and then she spends at least ten minutes looking for her clothes and five minutes trying to find her shoes! Geez, we're always late for the bus because she's such a slow poke!"

by Pufferzzz December 6, 2007

Showpoke

Somebody who finally starts watching a TV show, years after their friends, family and media told them to.

Jay: Hey, I hear that new show Mad Men is pretty good. I'm gonna watch that on Sunday.

Wendy: It's the fourth season, you Showpoke! I've been telling you to watch it for years!

by prepster2000 August 15, 2010

snowpoke

a person you are snowboarding with that is slowing you down

I went boarding with Mike the other day and he was a total snowpoke. I had to wait forever.

by bella!!! March 9, 2009

snowpoker

Popular Canadian poker game played outside in the freezing cold weather and the last remaining player takes whatever is left of the pot.

Me and the boys are partaking in a game of snowpoker tonite honey...don't wait up.

by the_trapper August 15, 2006

Slowpokewhore

Someone on facebook who, while involved in a pokewar, is slow to respond to the useless poking and inevitably loses the war.

"She started a pokewar with me, but the slowpokewhore couldn't keep up. Of course I won."

by jillstraw February 19, 2010