sporker

one who likes to spork

Bob was a sporker because he was holding a spork in his hand. Bob likes sporks. Very much.

by sporker number 572 July 26, 2003

slockered

wasted, drunk, crunk, or any other synonyms for intoxicated

"Dude theres so many girls up here gettin slockered."

by Andy Harris September 4, 2006

smorker

A person who regularly smokes large pieces of pork, either as their hobby or as their profession.

Hey John, you are a really good smorker, you should consider starting a restaurant.

by Hivs April 5, 2010

slarker

A slur for those people you hate

Fuck you slarker

by anonymous May 6, 2022

slooker

Getting ones ball sack caught in a bicycle chain while riding

holy crap that is one bad slooker!

by torra borra May 19, 2004

sworker

Contraction of sex worker, mostly used on Twitter to stay within character limits of tweets.

I would never, ever fuck a Republican out of sheer disgust, but mad respect for the sworkers who can hold their noses and secure that bag (you should charge them more tbh).

by kabulykos May 12, 2019

Slooker

Slut and Hooker mixed together
to say to people and them not notice ur saying something bad

that slooker can go lick a shoe

by intoface August 29, 2009