Verb: To fall asleep on the toilet while pinching a loaf. Usually occurs when one is heavily intoxicated.
by rye w. July 20, 2008
Get the Sloafin mug.a Slobfro is an afro sported by white males, usually overweight. The person who has the afro can also be called slobfro, as either a derogatory term or a term of endearment.
In general slobfros work menial jobs such as bar-tending, as that allows them to sleep in, or perhaps at coffee shops or grocery stores if the slobfro in question is desperate enough. Slobfros are usually in crappy bands or play dungeons and dragons with friends, perhaps both.
It is not uncommon to see a slobfro in a crappy local opening band in a small scale show, or perhaps working the muscle for touring small time bands, but secretly aspire to become a band member himself.
A slobfro is seldom seen before noon, as he may have a night job or doesn't really get out of bed until then. If you come near a slobfro on Sundays, be prepared to hold your nose, as he rarely showers on weekends, and he may still be soaked in the beer from Friday night's party.
In general a slobfro is a nice person, easy going and quite jovial. He is not a frat guy, and can be quite knowledgable about certain subjects such as psychology, philosophy, entomology, or culinary expertise.
In general slobfros work menial jobs such as bar-tending, as that allows them to sleep in, or perhaps at coffee shops or grocery stores if the slobfro in question is desperate enough. Slobfros are usually in crappy bands or play dungeons and dragons with friends, perhaps both.
It is not uncommon to see a slobfro in a crappy local opening band in a small scale show, or perhaps working the muscle for touring small time bands, but secretly aspire to become a band member himself.
A slobfro is seldom seen before noon, as he may have a night job or doesn't really get out of bed until then. If you come near a slobfro on Sundays, be prepared to hold your nose, as he rarely showers on weekends, and he may still be soaked in the beer from Friday night's party.
In general a slobfro is a nice person, easy going and quite jovial. He is not a frat guy, and can be quite knowledgable about certain subjects such as psychology, philosophy, entomology, or culinary expertise.
by jennywyatt August 31, 2010
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The opposite of a cougar
Can also be referred to as a pee sack
The opposite of a cougar
Can also be referred to as a pee sack
Margo: Marissa I can't believe you are dating a twenty four year old when you are only 16!
Marissa: yeah.. I guess I will forever be a sloomba.. a pee sack.
Margo: you got that right!
Marissa: yeah.. I guess I will forever be a sloomba.. a pee sack.
Margo: you got that right!
by missyhorse4 October 25, 2011
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Damn dude, that girl got a Sloope Duke. Her as is so flat, when she lay's on a table, her entire backside touches.
Where is her ass? Its GONE!!
Where is her ass? Its GONE!!
by The Booty Spectator January 27, 2010
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by mojojojo February 18, 2006
Get the Slofo mug.The reason why technological revolution 3 is will begin. Another one of apples mind numbing creations, now you can click selfies while taking slo-mo videos. Wow, could anyone ever think of something so creative and useful.
1:Hey bro check my new phone
2: I don't know if that's worth a thousand dollars
1: but you can take selfies while recording slo motion videos (slofie)
2: oh damn, it's a steal then
2: I don't know if that's worth a thousand dollars
1: but you can take selfies while recording slo motion videos (slofie)
2: oh damn, it's a steal then
by praddydaddy September 11, 2019
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