slonked out

a very loose vagina

penny's pussy was so slonked out i couldnt touch the sides the
dirty whore

by bozwob March 29, 2008

Shit Slonked Silly Style

When you ask a girl to give you some normal gawk gawk, but she fuck yo shit up all the way silly style. Getting your shit slonked silly style is considered a privilege.

Man 1: Man i went over to Vanessa's last night, she Slonked my shit Silly Style!
Man 2: Did you really get your Shit Slonked Silly Style?
Man 1: Oh yeah. It was glorious.

She slonked my shit silly style.
I got my shit slonked silly style.

by The silly Slonker June 1, 2023

Slonk her shit stupid style

If her vibe is a certain way then you proceed with violence

If her vibes like this slonk her shit stupid style

by Gluegun21 May 29, 2022

Slonked

A result of excessive activity causing one’s ability to function to be limited; some cases falling over and falling asleep

Addie was slonked after the 4th of july party!

by EllaL173 August 14, 2022

slonks

Clothes that you wear when relaxing (not pjs or clothes you normally wear out)
Comes from slonking
Clothes inlude joggers or relatively loose fitting, comfy clothing

"I've got my slonks on"
"Gonna go put some slonky gear on"

by bubblemint December 26, 2022

Slonked

Drunk to the point where you are on the ground in a tired phase of spinnyness.

Me: Damn bro you were wayyy out of it last night
You: Yeah my dude you were slonked lmao.

by Sam5927 September 7, 2017

Slonking

Slonking, Verb

Typically defined as the manner in which a true gamer consumes Gang Weed. Recently it has come to refer to the sexual act of vaginally penetrating a girl with your nose coupled with deeply inhaling the natural aromas and juices. The act of expelling this collected juice is referred to a Slonk Rocket.

"Tyreese gave me a good slonking last night. Wasn't really into 69'ing but with his nose he can really slonk me deep"

by JimblesSocal August 6, 2020