shitenite

A night out clubbing/drinking where u dont pull any women or get any phone numbers etc...

male1: Man, i havent got laid in like a month!
male2: Yep, just another shitenite.

by Yeah Roy!! August 3, 2007

Slutenstein

A grotesque skank who represents every annoying trait that easy women are able to possess

Person A: Jane is an annoying, needy, greedy, vindictive, self-obsessed bitch. Why do you keep messing around with that Slutenstein?

Person B: 'Cause, she gives up her pussy like candy on Halloween.

by Miller Andrew November 4, 2013

slipendictomy

This is a pseudo-medical procedure in which a male vertebrate from the phylum chordata inserts his phallus into a complimentary female's vagina.

Dude, I had to perform a slipendictomy on this girl today, she was alright.

by Weiping February 12, 2007

Slience

The state of a particular person while not participating in activities on Facebook, such as posting, liking, etc...

I will be in a state of slience tommorow.

by Fractal Ground November 28, 2010

Slutena Homoez

1. what selena gomezs parents should have named her

2. any slut who acts like selena gomez

1. jill: i love wizards of waverly place its my favorite show!
will: that show is terrible
bill: yeah. it has slutena homoez

2. damn slutena homoez over there needs to stop flirting with that girl.

by JayFawkesIsGreat May 14, 2011

soitenly

"Certainly", as expressed by Jerome Horwitz, better known as "Curly" of the "Three Stooges." Translated from the original Brooklynese.

Please be aware the "L" is silent, thus the pronunciation is "Soiten'y." Follow this rule to avoid unnecessary social embarrassment.

Reverend: Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?

Husband: Why, soitenly!

by malbuff November 28, 2012

shitening

The process of being so scared that you shit yourself.

Alice found the concept of alien anal probes so shitening that she wore a butt plug at all times.

by Captain_Wiggles May 26, 2008