When a girl is on top and she rubs her vag up and down your dick while its pinned against your stomach.
by throbson October 06, 2006
A group of men (considered an "orgy" to some) who ejaculate on a flat surface until said surface is smooth and slippery. Then a woman slides on her knees/back/stomach/ass across the wet surface. For added effect, the participating men may ejaculate on the woman while she slides by. Also, as the woman passes the men, a man may have his dick ready to stuff into her mouth/vagina/ass, so that she "slams into him".
As the group of five men skeeted on the wooden floor, a fine bitch slides by on her legs while leaning up. Waiting for her at the end of the vanilla slip and slide is a black man on his knees with his dick pointed at the woman's face, waiting to slam it into her open, gaping mouth.
by Direes Lashawn March 10, 2009
Masturbating on a ratty mattress in the slums of south America while multiple Transexual prostitutes urinate on you until climax.
by Uncle Jerimiah January 24, 2012
When you shit on a girl's chest then with a running start and you slide up her chest, across her titties, eventually ending up with your balls or cock in her mouth.
Man, this bitch last night was crazy, she let me do a Cleveland Slip and Slide on her, i ain't nver done that before.
by vinny vega November 08, 2006
When she's fucking you on top with a soaking wet pussy and you're on bottom sweating like crazy, she literally slides up and down your body and cock.
by MakeEmSmile May 16, 2012
When one is making violent love to his friend's mom's anus and she grotesquely defecates and the defecation then induces heavy vomiting in the male which in turn causes even heavier vomiting in the mother. Once sufficient vomit and excrement has been accumulated and a near-frictionless surface is created, the mother is to slip on the excrement-vomit solution and hit an object that leads to a state of unconsciousness.
by GuyintheCloset January 08, 2011
That girl's really been around. It was a total Mormon slip and slide in there.
Forget her dude. she is a total mormon slip and slide.
Forget her dude. she is a total mormon slip and slide.
by kiba108 September 18, 2010