Sleep walking

People who think or claim to be woke, but are just offended for the sake of being offended

That dude who got mad at that white chick who wore a Chinese dress ain't woke, he just sleep walking.

by ObsidianWraith May 31, 2018

sleepwhacking

The act of masturbating in one's sleep.

Teenager: Mom, can you wash my sheets? I had another wet dream.

Mom: God Dammit, have you been sleepwhacking AGAIN?

by the dirty liberal July 27, 2009

sleepwalkin

when you out yo fuckin mind cus you jus drank that lean

me n my nigga jojo wus sleepwalkin like a bitch

by B.Gizzle420 February 19, 2010

sleepstalking

The act of appearing outside an ex's home at night in pajamas, loudly proclaiming love and adoration, and, if rejected, pretending to wake up with no idea of why you are there.

Ex: "What are you doing? Go home!"
You: (Pretending to wake) "What? Oh, sorry, I must've been sleepstalking again."

by Inane Alaina October 24, 2012

Sleep walking

A thought process that's similar to sleepwalking... You stare off into space, you mumble, and do random useless crap... All while awake for hours.

Dude, holy balls I so slept walk through the night and day.

Dude you totally sleepwalk?

sleep walking is the shite!

by Jimmyhat Connoisseur September 1, 2014

sleep walking

When you get up in the morning take a shower, get dressed, put on cologne, drive to work/school, start working, then wake up and go 'How the heck did I get here?!?'.

Wakes up, looks at computer in front of self w/half finished essay and starts reading the essay that they think they might have just typed while wondering how they got there and if they ran over someone on the way there while sleep walking.

morning tired sleep sleepless

by My_pseudonym May 12, 2013

sleepwoking

Someone who expresses that they are aware of social issues and content, however reverting to the same behavior regardless of apparent understanding of those topics of moral context

People in today's world may be woke, but there are many still sleepwoking.

by ibarabi June 13, 2018