When reading a line of text, your brain switches out a word or words, making an innocent sentence dirty.
When reading Harry Potter, my sleazelexia kept changing the word "wand" to "wang".
He wrote he wanted me to get him a pumpkin but I read it as blumpkin.
He wrote he wanted me to get him a pumpkin but I read it as blumpkin.
by Curbylicious November 9, 2014
Get the Sleazelexia mug.(n) A person, typically a female, who engages in sexual activity with 5 men at one time; she has a penis in each hand, a penis in her mouth which causes her to lean forward and facilitates a penis going into her anus and vagina simultaneous. Additionally, she is manually stimulating a penis with each hand---as a result of her position, she looks like a slutty eagle, hence "sleagle".
(v) One who sleagles
(adj) A person who possess characteristics similar to those who sleagle
(v) One who sleagles
(adj) A person who possess characteristics similar to those who sleagle
Noun:
Guy: Would you be my sleagle?
Girl: I thought you'd never ask!
Verb: "Whenever that girl sees a group of 5 guys she's sure to sleagle."
"Damn...I sleagled all weekend and now I'm more sore than I thought!"
Adjective: "Jillian, you're a sleaglin' ass bitch!"
Guy: Would you be my sleagle?
Girl: I thought you'd never ask!
Verb: "Whenever that girl sees a group of 5 guys she's sure to sleagle."
"Damn...I sleagled all weekend and now I'm more sore than I thought!"
Adjective: "Jillian, you're a sleaglin' ass bitch!"
by InAllKindsOfWeather December 26, 2007
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Get the Sleazyana mug.He tried to pick up every girl in the room, and they were all young enough to be his daughters. What a sleazebag!
by dodgy October 9, 2003
Get the sleazebag mug.A cheap airline which crams people into a ridiculously small space like battery hens, gives them nothing to eat and nothing to drink in order that they may only charge £1.50 for the ticket.
by veryoddsocks March 18, 2006
Get the Sleazyjet mug.1. The Best single by the JROCK band DIR EN GREY.
2. The Best song from the Clever Sleazoid album.
Lyrics:
Wake up you’re dead
Doing meaningless shit over and over
I’m just a third-rated star covered in blood
See the prince on the rocking horse, his polishied face looks cool
I’m just gonna spill my guts on you
*Under the name of Justice
You can’t break my soul
Under the name of Justice
Kill yourself
Think, you moran
Fall out of line you cockroach
Right, left, front, and back, it overflows with despair and pain
They say this anger, this emotion, and this passion is all a lie
Wither…
I’m not even trying to justify myself
* Repeat
** The dark dark Sunday, the blood stains
You can’t save yourself
The dark dark Sunday, the blood stains
One day I will fuck your parents
This is the last time
Welcome to the garden of destruction
koe mo denai kurai ni...
sonna ima ni hitori to kidzuk
The night is cold and long
The night sky is deep and wide
The Dark Dark Sunday, the blood stains
You can't save yourself
The dark dark Sunday, the blood stains
One day I will fuck your parents
2. The Best song from the Clever Sleazoid album.
Lyrics:
Wake up you’re dead
Doing meaningless shit over and over
I’m just a third-rated star covered in blood
See the prince on the rocking horse, his polishied face looks cool
I’m just gonna spill my guts on you
*Under the name of Justice
You can’t break my soul
Under the name of Justice
Kill yourself
Think, you moran
Fall out of line you cockroach
Right, left, front, and back, it overflows with despair and pain
They say this anger, this emotion, and this passion is all a lie
Wither…
I’m not even trying to justify myself
* Repeat
** The dark dark Sunday, the blood stains
You can’t save yourself
The dark dark Sunday, the blood stains
One day I will fuck your parents
This is the last time
Welcome to the garden of destruction
koe mo denai kurai ni...
sonna ima ni hitori to kidzuk
The night is cold and long
The night sky is deep and wide
The Dark Dark Sunday, the blood stains
You can't save yourself
The dark dark Sunday, the blood stains
One day I will fuck your parents
by XVILLAINX November 1, 2006
Get the clever sleazoid mug.John Calipari, a person who lies, cheats and steals to get what they want. A person who knowingly violates rules to prosper as long as they don't get caught. A person who manipulates others to join in their unethical behavior.
A person with no character. A person with no ethics, or is unethical. A dishonest person.
A person with no character. A person with no ethics, or is unethical. A dishonest person.
John Calipari, what a sleazeball.
by NCAA May 22, 2010
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