The act of cumming in one's own hand during doggie-style sex and then smacking the cum all over one's partners face.
After a long, nuanced discussion emailing triply confirmed enthusiasts consent, Rodrigo slapstick creampied all over Theresa's face.
She says he was really skilled about it. She didn't even know he had cum. When he screamed "SLAPSTICK CREAMPIE," she looked back reflexively and his load was promptly smacked all over face.
She says he was really skilled about it. She didn't even know he had cum. When he screamed "SLAPSTICK CREAMPIE," she looked back reflexively and his load was promptly smacked all over face.
by Hosh_Minion September 27, 2023
Get the Slapstick Creampie mug.A reference to a type of old-time slapstick humor reminiscent of serious but clueless people slipping on banana peels, causing a surge of wildly insensitive hysteria on the part of onlookers.
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