slippery icebox

Is the action of freezing lube into an ice cube,then when frozen insert an the ice cube into your partners butt hole wait for the cube to melt which only should be a few minutes you go hard on that now slippery icebox.

I was with my wife francesca and she said that her first time trying the slippery icebox was insanely pleasing

by Victor francis May 13, 2016

slippery mint

The use of a Candy Cane to double penetrate a female. Most commonly practiced over the winter holiday season.

"Bro, we were having hot chocolate by a warm fire and I gave her the ole slippery mint"

"No don't eat that! That's a slippery mint"

by Trees on mars February 9, 2014

wall slapper

(verb) when a song is so fire that you and your friends all join together and slap the walls of whatever room you're in while bumping to the beat

(adjective) a song that makes you want to slap walls

Mike: "Damn dude, Big Booty 13 is an absolute wall slapper. When I listen to it I'm thrown into the vortex."

Pete: "Yea, that song definitely slaps."

by ghost of uzh October 27, 2018

slippery melon

A bald man's head after a ripe and juicy woman rubs her vulva on his scalp. Her delicious cream is used as a polish to bring the scalp to a glistening sheen. The longer she rubs, the shinier the head. The grooming habits of the woman don't matter, as her pubic hair can add to the luster.

That bald man sure gets a lot of pussy...check out his slippery melon!

That old stud sure knows how to make a girl cum her panties, check out that slippery melon.

Better bring your shades to Grandpa's pool party, there's gonna be a lot of slippery melon.

by BaldDaddyO July 12, 2017

Slippery lizard

When you're having sex with a girl in the shower from behind, you pull out and shove your penis up her ass. Out of shock she tries to climb away like a slippery lizard up the wall

Yo bro, I gave my girlfriend a slippery lizard last night

by Pickled0nion August 3, 2018

gormless slapper

gormless means Lacking intelligence and vitality and dull a slapper is someone who puts it out more than they ought. A gormless slapper is dumb and will root anyone

She was such a gormless slapper that she'd root just any ol hillbilly.

by mountianbikeman March 18, 2008

dutch bag slapper

This is a rare phenomenon, which can happen when a turd is so solid it stands up straight, only to collapse, hit the balls and destroy everything in it's path.

As a fellow Dutchman I can say that these toilets are notoriously known for causing so called 'dutch bag-slappers"
dutch bag slapper

by bag slapper April 2, 2023