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Schlong Slamming

The act of placing your penis on the toilet bowl rim and repeatedly slamming the seat down on it.
"That kid has got problems, when I went into the bathroom he was schlong slamming with my toilet bowl."

"Dude, I took a viagra, and my hard-on won't go down." "Go in the bathroom and try some schlong slamming, might help"
by GFoyle June 11, 2013
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Slammin

A term coined by the one and only Ethan Bradbury. Use to describe donuts and or bagels that are superb in quality and taste. Typically shouted at a level that shocks and terrifies the old and causes others to either walk away confused or give the person who used the term a bewildered look.
This donut is...SLAMMIN!!!!!!!!!!!
by Huffdaddy18 May 28, 2016
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Slammin' Lefty

Slang for an erection.
Rob: Dude, I saw this totally hot chick the other day.
Steve: Really? How hot?
Rob: I got a slammin' lefty over her, no jokes.
by steffimetal March 27, 2009
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hand slamming

"OMG I walking into the house and caught my sister hand slamming herself, my eyes will never be the same again."
by Daikaiju February 22, 2015
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Slamming Hogs

Better known as “packen a dip/chew” the phrase “slamming hogs” originates back when chewing tobacco was first a thing. It’s said that slamming hogs can get you alot of kills. Of course in order to understand any of this you have to be one of the boys! Eh?
“Just upgraded to grizzly so imma be slamming hogs all week, yeeyee!”

Me and the boys been slamming hogs since 1969 b.c. during the deprobitionality era in iraq”

“Every Rona Season me and the boys drink some ronas, full sendin on the dunes and slamming hogs till”

“Slamming hogs gets you kills like you wouldn’t believe”

“Start at Skoal and maybe work your way up to grizzly, wide cut/long cut doesn’t just start slamming hogs boys”
by VizzleJizzle420 February 18, 2019
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Slambonytonied

The state of being immeasurably stoned or high.
Nick: *hits bong* Dude I am slambonytonied right now.

Garrett: You're tonied?!?

Nick: Slambonied.
by OccupiedGarrett February 2, 2023
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bush slamming

When plowing a girl from behind in the dark, and you feel her bush petruding from her ass crack.
I was bush slamming ma hoe, and our pubes interlocked like valcro.
by Dr. Schwartz August 31, 2018
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