Slagathon

To be a slag of all slags. A new level of whoreishness.

'Jesus, that's the tenth man you've slept with today, you're a right slagathon'

by Jen and Han October 28, 2005

slagathor 3000

Girl that likes to whip her tits out, get with every guy possible at a party, loves cum in her mouth and on her tits, longs for pakistani an black african cock, she has a piss and afro fetish as well as enjoying bukkake, total fat bitch who smells of shit.

Gary: hey man did you see that whore at the party last night

John:ya total slagathor 3000, heard she even went for jamie :/

by genius boy777 May 29, 2011

slagathore

a slut whore, someone who has not enough class to get paid but is just as bad

"jen is such a slagathore, she just gives a blowjob, its so worth $10"

by ushray October 10, 2008

Slaggathor

A girl with saggy tits, that you'd totally bang, but not tell anyone.

Also "Slaggathorusrex"

"Hey man, see that girl over there?"

"The slaggathor? Yeah."

by bimmernoob October 31, 2013

Slagathor

1) An affectionate nickname among two close friends.

2) The object of one's desire.

3) A soul mate and/or eternal life partner.

1) Broad #1: "Whaddup, Slagathor?"

Broad #2: "Chillin, chillin, Slaggy."

Broad #1" "Right there with you, Slag."

2) "That chick is straight Slaggy. She slags so hard, it's crazy!"

3) "You will, always and forever, be my Slagathor."

by jenny*the*destroyer May 30, 2010

Slagathor

1. A hideous excuse for a woman, to the point satan seems pretty.
2. Used in Scrubs; Dr. Kelsoe's name for an intern named Debbie.
3. What me and my friends call our semi-broken Gamecube controller when we play SSB BRAWL

1. Smart Person: Who would watch the Paris Hilton sex tape? That girl is a slagathor.

2. Dr. Kelsoe: I will call all the girls Debbie.
Debbie: Thats my real name!
Dr. Kelsoe: Fine, I will call you Slagathor.

3. Me: Let's play Brawl.
Friend: I'm in the mood for some CoD
Me: I'll use Slagathor.
Friend: your on!

by Cronic Man April 16, 2009

Slagathor

A Slagathor is a humanoid female creature that is found in various areas of filth, trash, and unlit, rundown, back parking lots of strip clubs. The kind of strip clubs that a bag of pork rinds gets you admission and you can see the stitches from a C-section on the strippers stomach.
Slagathors are attracted to the sent of food stamps and free handouts. They can only mate under certain conditions and locations, which include the underbelly of a trailer park, trash truck (while stationary), pool of vomit, and the Dollar General.

A Slagathor is best described as seen in the wild as slightly hunched over, unwashed oily hair (most have lice), muffin top abdominal area, disheveled, with smells of mold, plastic bottled liquor, ash tray, wet dog, despair, and rancid bacon wrapped shrimp.
Slagathors are know for chin rubs, working hard to not work, sucking souls, and leaving a snail/shit stain tire track trail wherever they go.

That chick is such a Slagathor! Her clothes are way too small, I can’t tell if I’m looking at a star bucks muffin or a person. Omg that smell...I would rather go to zoo and roll around in Panda bear poo than smell her!! I swear to god if she asks to leave early again cause she needs to wash her 54 year old step uncles back hair again I’m going to lose it! We all know her wife got the welfare check this week and they are trying to go buy out the pork rinds at Walmart so they can get free lap dances!

by Chauncey Onchow ChickenLord January 12, 2021