Pocket Sage

A Pocket Sage is a character in Valorant (sage) who when is a Pocket Sage will not focus on getting kills but will only heal you and not let you die.

Marco: Can I be your Pocket Sage
Charlotte: Sure baby

by Marcodataco April 13, 2022

Pervy Sage

What Naruto calls Jiraiya-sensei during his moments of sexual perversion and doing his research for his new book Come Come Pardise.

See Come Come Paradise

Naruto: Hey pervy sage! Stop looking at the girls, get over here, and help me with my training!

by Andreasantoni May 23, 2008

bob saget

The illest mother fucker in a cardigan sweater.

O man! That mother fucker is ill in that cardigan sweater! That must be Bob Saget!

by FUNK MASTER C July 19, 2006

sageyboo

the biggest whore out there, sends nudes and willing to hook up with people way older then her. thinks she’s the shit and thinks she attractive but in reality she’s not. most people think she’s a slut :)

sageyboo is the biggest whore out there

by bigwhore101 December 3, 2019

status sage

One who is constantly trying to impress others by posting philosophical/deep quotes, analogies, or theories as their facebook status even though everyone else knows that these quotes don't mean anything to them.

Status sages seem to have forgotten that if they were so busy meditating all day, they wouldn't have time to continuously update their status.

Biancas facebook status: People are like stained-glass windows. They sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but when the darkness sets in, their true beauty is revealed only if there is a light from within.

Rachel (having read Biancas status): pfhhh, Bianca is so bored all day, she's become a status sage. That girl doesn't give two hoots about 'inner beauty'... *roll eyes*

by ItsMeHiHi December 14, 2009

Corey Seager

A super hot baseball player for the dodgers. He has super nice hair and a really cute smile. And don't get me started on his bod!!! Let me just say Amen!!!

I need me a Corey Seager!! Such a Hottie!!!

by Animal... July 30, 2017

troll sage

Street is the troll sage. He has news from the north. Troll sage always has a cool story, bro.

Kid: I'm gonna CD KEY BAN U
Troll sage: SAGE

by The troll sage December 10, 2009