Skyrim job

giving someone a rim job
..While taking an arrow to the knee

GUARD: "I used to be a young skyrim jobber like you, then i took an arrow to the knee"

by Daikatana8 December 26, 2011

SkrymJob

The auto-erotic process of boisterously and or enthusiastically screaming into or upon ones anal cavity/ anus. Also known as Squelching, Turkey Gurbling, and Frothing.

Dude bro, I just totally got a SkrymJob. My butthole is still vibrating.

by Steamy Wonder April 20, 2013

Skyrimcore

The vibe one feels playing skyrim, call of duty black ops 1-2/modern warfare and other early 2010s games, eating trash food, hanging out with his friends and talking about videogames, watching gaming YouTubers like JonTron, all in winter/fall. Clothingwise it's wearing videogame or youtuber merch, anime or meme themed t shirts, off branded polo shirts, hoodies, trackpants or jeans, flannel shirts, and a variety of shoes, like vans, converses, nikes (not trending or limited models obviously, the training/lowest costing ones)

"hey, why are you dressed like this today? You are more stylish normally"
"pretty skyrimcore if you will, huh? For real tho, I simply didn't have time to put together a cool fit"

by GHeeRO October 30, 2020

Skyrim Job

The act of recieving a rim job while playing the game: Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Person 1: I got a Skyrim job last night!

Person 2: Lucky! I didn't even get a rim job! Let alone a Skyrim Job!

by GlassVial December 17, 2011

Skyrim-job

When all the males around are playing Skyrim leaving the Females unattended and frustrated.

Man 1 : your wife seems pissed?
Man 2 : Not sure I'll check after I smith this Daedric Sword.

Wife : Where the Fuck have you been?
Man 2 : Sorry I smithed a sword and needed to decorate my house with it.
Wife: I want a divorce!
Man 2 : Thats cool, I'll just finish this quest and we can talk about it some more.

Man 3 : Looks like she just got a Skyrim-job.
Man 2 : What is that? Hold on I need to make some ebony armour real quick.

by ladyhawk123 January 12, 2012

Skyrim Job

Getting sexualy satisfied from by the female head while playing Elder Scrolls V: Skryim.

Friend #1: Dude! I got dome while playing Skyrim!

Friend #2: I wish i got a Skyrim Job.... :(

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by counterflow69 October 15, 2011

Skyrim Job

When one receives a blow job or hand job, preferably a blow job, while playing Skyrim.

The ultimate turn-on for all those gamers out there spending their lives fighting off the evil with their potions as their girlfriend slays their junk in the funnest way possible.

"Hey man, wanna come to the movies with us tonight?"

"Nah man, my girlfriend just finished making me a sandwich and is giving my a Skyrim Job right now."

"Holy shit dude no way!!!"

"I fucking love this game."

by BeastlovesHarlot January 5, 2012