I shorganed some of my liver.
by Realist_99 March 6, 2010
Get the Shorgan mug.You take a woman from behind (see doggy style) while she makes out with another woman (Spiderman style), who is lying on her back with her legs pointing away from you. You then lean forward while still thrusting and perform oral sex on the second woman. This requires a very long, inhuman torso. But I can do it.
Woman 1: Oh baby, take me from behind, I beg you!
Man: Okay
Woman 2: Sounds good, I'll just make out with woman 1, Spiderman style! Thwbbt
Man: Good thing I have this inhumanly long torso, because now i can pleasure woman 2 like a sexy scorpion, by performing the (sexy) Skorpion
Man: Okay
Woman 2: Sounds good, I'll just make out with woman 1, Spiderman style! Thwbbt
Man: Good thing I have this inhumanly long torso, because now i can pleasure woman 2 like a sexy scorpion, by performing the (sexy) Skorpion
by Earl of Clevwick December 7, 2009
Get the (Sexy) Skorpion mug.Something you call something or someone that refers to their sexiness or coolness. referring to their swag.
person: Hey kitty kitty kitty come here you freakin skornkie
cat: yeah I know I'm fine yous be jealous.
person : DAUMM you're more skornkie than I thought.
cat: yeah I know I'm fine yous be jealous.
person : DAUMM you're more skornkie than I thought.
by HeyThurImEllie January 16, 2011
Get the Skornkie mug.Someone who is "sick" or "lit". OR someone who is really good at rapping. Often a good compliment to give to someone; if you get called a Skorm, you must have done a good thing.
by chez's gucci flip flops!! October 27, 2018
Get the Skorm mug.A skirty sort of shorts. Something that appears to be a skirt of knee-length or shorter, but which includes an integral boxer-like lining of shorts to protect the modesty of the wearer. The term can be either singular or plural when referring to a single item of this clothing. Skorts are a common feature of girls' school uniforms, for elementary and middle school children, but rare outside that setting.
Let the little girl jump on the trampoline, she's wearing skorts.
This is my school uniform, Dad: this isn't a skirt, it's a skort.
This is my school uniform, Dad: this isn't a skirt, it's a skort.
by CharterSchoolDad December 9, 2010
Get the skort mug.While watching tv at home on a split screen or picture in picture, or at a bar with multiple tvs and more than one team scores at once.
Ex. 1 9Julio got so excited while watching football at buffalo wild wings when three teams scored at the same time that he fell off of his stool. After his scorgasm everyone offered him a towel to clean himself up.
by wheel929 January 2, 2011
Get the scorgasm mug.In 1975, Chris Yandall, World Slalom Skateboard champ wrote an article that was published in Skateboarder Magazine "Cut the Jive and Jog"(1975). In 2004, while riding his skateboard after a major celebration session at Mission Beach LaHaina's down the boardwalk, the word "skogging" popped in his head.
Skateboarding and jogging. "SKOGGING" which led to the website www.skogging.com to commemorate this new action sport niche.
Skateboarding and jogging. "SKOGGING" which led to the website www.skogging.com to commemorate this new action sport niche.
by Chris Yandall October 10, 2004
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