skooger

A male cougar who has sexual relations with a his female counter-part. Despite these sexual relations, this cougar has a fetish for overweight Polish women. This cougar is also fluent in Google Translate.

This type of Cougar spends his leisure time giving it to his roommate and practicing self-defense in the art of Karate.

Sk-Sk-Sk-SKOOGER

by KYLESKOOGER January 27, 2011

Skooter

Also called a Snail Trail. The act of sliding ones vagina across the face of an unsuspecting victim, usually one who is passed out from acute alcohol sleeps. Similar to the male version called Tea Bagging.

Driver totally Skootered Lora at the after party. I think Lora was awake and enjoying it though.

by Asymptotical October 17, 2014

Soofer

A popular slang word for pretending to enjoy not having a female partner or a active sex life.

That damn Soofer is such a god damn dumbass!

by kryder2293 September 21, 2010

skoafer

Marijuana and top tabacco finely grinded together to create a powerful head high consumed out of a bong.

Damn, I need a fucken skoafer!

by terryshav July 6, 2010

Skoozer

some one who is particularly good at an activity related to weed.

After your friend takes a fat hit:

"you're such a Skoozer"

After your friend rolls a nice looking joint

“That joint is a Skoozer”

by Shy to da low January 25, 2022

Hoofer snoofer

Any and all creatures with a woofs like a horse or a deer ect...

I just saw a hoofer snoofer in the meadow.

by Lover of all things furry April 22, 2017

Oonfer Skoonfer

Oonfer Skoonfer (noun): Someone or something that is generally unpleasant, rude, or just an asshole.
Oonfer Skoonfer (verb): To completely and utterly erase someone or something’s existence.

(noun): “Gah!!! I can’t stand that stupid kid, he’s such an oonfer skoonfer!
(verb): “Well if you think he’s so bad, why don’t you go over there and totally oonfer skoonfer his stupid ass!”

by TendoPop November 7, 2018