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Skootleram

Ugly Ass Bitch...Also Refered To As A Bird
Yo That Gurl Is A Skootleram

Yo I Jus Seen This Gurl On The Block...Was She Hot?...Nah She A Skootleram
by CrowXI May 5, 2006
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snoodle tube

snoodl toob(z)
(n) Any device by which two heterosexual men may engage in mutual penis touching without being considered homosexual.

(v) The act of mutually touching penises between two men while simultaneously maintaining heterosexual status among their peers.
(n)John and I did a little swordfighting last night after UFC on Pay Per View, but it's ok... we used your legwarmer as a snoodle tube!

(v)Hey Bobby, wanna go snoodle tubin' at my pad after the hockey game? Come on, I got PBR and a GIANT seedless watermelon, dude!!
by Plant Girl March 13, 2009
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skooplee

Skooplee is a guy that, sits inside all day playing games about politics and explains how stalin is cool to his discorn "frends". He also fanboys over: Omori, subway, ice cream, girls that like omori, stalin, gassing jews, cats and video games
he also hates everything that isn't omori, ice cream, subway, stalin, cats and video games.
hello skooplee
fuck you skooplee
wanna have sex together, skooplee?
by ass fucker the legand ass fuck October 17, 2021
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skooled

verb. (derogatory)

1. decisively beaten.
2. humiliating defeat.
3. to be shown up.
4. being owned.
5. to get spanked.

Etymology: derived from schooled - to be taught a lesson. It is purposely misspelled to make it's derisive nature/usage understood.
Man, if you gonna talk smack you better bring or you'll get skooled.

If you ever find yourself being skooled, best not bitch about it. Doing so makes you look like a tool.
by TranceaddicT April 19, 2014
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snoodler

When an uncut homosexual wraps his foreskin around another homosexual's penis and jacks him off.
"Wow lance sure is a snoodler"
by Evan Freakin Miller October 1, 2005
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Swoodle

Collaborating in realtime, working together with friends and colleagues on something via any electronic device
Ed was going to fly to Japan for a meeting but instead he swoodled with Taro.

Lisa had got so accustomed to swoodling her work with her classmates that they never needed to meet up.
by belfastbarman May 14, 2015
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mexican snoodle

When two circumcised men want to snoodle but can't because of the lack of foreskin they put their dicks together tip to tip and wrap their dicks in a tortilla. Then one man proceeds to jerk the other man off.
Carlos and Ken want to snoodle but couldn't until they realized Carlos was a mexican and had a tortilla to wrap around their dicks. This is how the mexican snoodle was born.
by kaminsknator April 7, 2011
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