Smithers x Mr. Burns

A ship involving Smithers and Mr. Burns from The Simpsons.

Dude! Smithers x Mr. Burns should become canon!

by Sasa Alien May 20, 2022

Skitzers

Skitzers Means Crazy, Insane, Confused and High On Drugs Sometimes. Basically If Someone Would Be Skitzers They Originally Would Be High.

Oh My God! Did You See Derek At The Skins Party Last Night? He Was So Skitzers!

by Xanthene April 1, 2010

Smithers

man who lacks in hygiene and constantly voices his opinion in a loud manner through the device they call a humungous head. he also suffers from being secretly gay and wobbles around on a bum knee.

you used to be cool, why are you acting like a smithers

by Anonymous March 25, 2003

skitters

Small breasts on a woman. Bastardization of Mosquito Bite Boobs.

Man, check out the skitters on that model. Hells ya, I love a small rack like that, son.

by Sandiego Gammel July 14, 2008

Dirty Smithers

To insert your member into an anus in an effort to completely cover it in faeces, to then rub said faeces on your own stomach or that of your partner.

"Dom gave himself one hell of a Dirty Smithers."

by Gary Beard April 5, 2012

skitterscatter

The event in which a man enters a situation where two women desperately want to fornicate with him. After considerable debate that cannot be resolved both women cut their losses, strip down and pursue to have a wild threesome with said lucky man.

Friend: So which one of those two girls did you hook up with last night, dude?
Said lucky man: Bro, the stars aligned, the chicks decided it was better to pleasure me together, and it turned into an all out skitterscatter! So easy.

by geezbisquit December 18, 2010

smithersj0sh

A smithersj0sh is a buff hunk of a man with an absolutely huge wiener. He has to wipe poo crumbs from his botty but other than that he’s a real stand-up guy.

Person 1: “Who is smithersj0sh?”
Person 2: *cums*
Person 1: “duly noted”

by FingaOfFreedom March 2, 2023