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shlumpers

The mixture of a dogs eye tears, stuff that comes out of its nose, and the stuff on his tongue. It can also be a nick name.
Shlumpers got all over me.
by Ł January 18, 2017
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skalimper

Skalimper: An ass licker, someone who snacks on snails; disease from the anus.
Stop being a skalimper, bro, you stink.
by darcy_defines March 5, 2022
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Skalumberate

The act of a hermaphrodite having sexual intercourse with itself
Person A: Dude...I totally skalumberated last night for hours.

Person B: Dude...you're a fucking hermaphrodite?..thats fucking sick.
by Duke Gushington October 27, 2008
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skimper

a skimper is a term used to define a very small blunt, filled with a minimal amount of marijuana.
we only had half a gram left so j.j had to roll a skimper.
by elliot nes September 12, 2005
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Cherry Slumper

A society of men who declare to have sex with virgin girls, and virgin girls ONLY. Hence "cherry" you "slump". Once a man has sex with a non-virgin girl, he is removed from the society and can never return.
Guy 1: "Dawg I fucked this easy hoe"
Guy 2: "Guess you arent a cherry slumper because I fucked this fine ass virgin."
by udajew1212haha February 18, 2010
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Booth Slumpers

Assholes that have no consideration for others sitting in the booth behind them before aggressively slumping down into their own booth.
Holy crap! Did you see how high I just jumped when those booth slumpers sat down?!
by Swanee River November 13, 2012
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Skimper

1. A skimper is a term used to define wiggar high school kids who are fucked later in life.

2. A skimper is a term used to define someone who nobody wants to smoke marijuana with because he never has money or weed and likes to sit at home and watch RedTube everyday.

3. A skimper is a term used to define someone who writes urban dictionary definitions of the word skimper when he has in fact skimped someone before.
1. Wow, James sold me an o of booms that was 2.5 short. What a fuckin skimper.

2. Elliot: Hey, wanna smoke with jamesD? Dave: Fuck that, he's a fucking brokeass skimper and just sits at home jacking off 23 hours of the day.

3. Wow, that Joe Van Pay kid writes urban dictionary definitions. He has shorted so many people on bags. What a skimper.
by moomoobaggins March 26, 2010
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