skidder bitch

a girl from the north-east that drives skidders by day and fucks a bunch of dudes by night, she can also drink your ass under the table
by buster50a February 2, 2009
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Skidders

A funny word for skidmark.

The act of not wiping your ass properly and leaving brown stains (skidders) in your underwear
Jill B: “ I’m tired of joe leaving skidders in his underwear
by KClan! October 3, 2023
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Skidder

A child within the age of 13-16 whom downloads a Linux Distribution off of the internet containing hacking tools, publicly self-proclaims themselves as a hacker, but uses none of the tools contained therein, or correctly, or had no prior knowledge of the Linux Operating system before doing so. Also, potentially still plays Minecraft in Windows with Cortana and Telemetry turned 'On", and doesn't know what a Regular Expression is.
Contextual example:

<hackerman> stfu or i ddos you
<real-hacker> How old are you?
<hackerman> i just turn 15 i fuck your shit up
<real-hacker> Fucking skidder.
by LoopyD September 13, 2017
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Skidder

A Skidder is a type of Forestry machine that is used for hauling Trees around. When the Feller Buncher has cut down the tree, the Skidder comes in to haul it away!

Skidders come in a few variations; A Wheeled Skidder is mainly based off of a Wheeled Feller Buncher (but with the cab facing towards the engine), whilst a Crawler Skidder is based on a Crawler Dozer.

Skidders either have a cable or a grapple attached to a small boom. Cable Skidders need the operator to get out of the cab and tie the cables to the tree, whilst Grapple Skidders can remotely hook up to the logs and close the grapple arms.

Once the Skidder has hooked up to the fallen trees, it brings them to the loading zone, where either a Delimber will be there waiting to shave the branches off the logs, or they will be ready for the Log Loader to place them on the Logging Trucks.
Person 1 "Hey, watcha doin'?"
Person 2 "Just testing out the grapple on the new Skidder!"
by AwesomeDude981 September 29, 2025
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Skidder

blokes who weld the diff of there e36 or other cheap rwd car and then dump the clutch on every roundabout and car park at 11:30pm. Usually have a instagram using their car name where they upload videos of them going sideways filmed and sent to them on Snapchat in 240p
I hear that bob is at the meet tonight

“Good he’s a class skidder he will send it
by hoon23 April 9, 2023
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skidder pig

A nasty fat bitch who takes more dick than a pornstar in the ass
by Cumdumpster121 November 11, 2017
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Skidder

Someone who steals other people's code and rebrands it as their own
Jimmy: Yo did you see that program that Brad made?
Steve: Nah he didn't make it he's a skidder
by nyxduck December 9, 2021
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