skeebler

A monster who gets drive out of having a baby with a beautiful young girl who's mom has died then leaves her for her best friend when she flies to Mexico to deal with her mother's death. Reeks of hot tuna and his balls are filled with balsamic vinegar. His arteries consist of slippy Joes and his blood is 95 percent vodka. Has no feelings because his heart has a pinched nerve from injecting himself with hatred and disgrace.

John Smith is a skeebler

by aobeee February 10, 2017

sneezeblesser

a member of a group project that is so useless that they feel validated when they bless someone after they sneeze

I was the sneezeblesser in our physics lab today. I had no idea what was going on.

by Velocitron March 2, 2022

squeezables

derived from to squeeze, as in something TO squeeze

i.e Boobs which are to be squeezied

by mary lou January 10, 2005

sneezable

A muffin so desireable that when the chance arises to eat at the Y, you also realize it is a test set up by your bitch and she is watching; however the muffin is so fine you are willing to do an obvious fake sneeze so that your nose will bury itself into her pie. All the time knowing that you will be called on that fake sneeze the rest or your life and there will be hell to pay, yet you stick with the I can't control a sneeze line.

This pie was so unbelievable she was sneezable. We all got retarded and passed out at Walter's. It was 3:30 am and I awoke to Martha straddling my face with her cleanly shaved bean. All was good until I noticed my bitch was fake sleeping waiting to see what I would do with this situation. The only thing to do was fake a sneeze. My head jerked forward and my nose,lips and tongue got in it. Before my bitch could say anything I said, 'you can't control a sneeze baby'

by Shakah Bra February 24, 2004

Skeezball

A person who cheats the system, someone who forgot to wash themselves for weeks at a time,not because they were lazy...but because they are so fucking filthy and fat.

Fat Man: hey dude!!!!! i just told them i never got it,so they sent me another one.

Diabetic: Thats because your a fucking skeezball!!!!!

by Opher4 December 19, 2011

skeezball

a grody ass person, if used with female a chicked head skeezball

a crack whore

Don't fuck with that chicken head skeezball nigga

by Wood Dogg October 3, 2004

sneezable

Used to describe one's state of allergic plight, typically during hay-fever season. A sneezable person may sneeze at random or awkward moments, sneeze several times in a row, and/or will most likely not have tissues on hand.

"AahCHOO! Aah...CHOO aah CHOO! Ugh...sorry, I'm so sneezable today..."
"Whatever, dude...just - stop wiping your boogery hand on my sleeve..."

by Perianth April 29, 2008