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John: What we doin tonight mike?
Mike: I dont know, lets grab a couple of skeem bags and head to the club.
by Hulk93 December 9, 2012
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Skeem

A player (more specifically in the game of League of Legends) that takes life too seriously, and after a lot of anger and rage, acts as if they were having fun or enjoying the game the whole time.
Player 1: "Wow, I owned you, ez ez"

Player 2: "Okay, skeem."
by QualifiedGoose January 13, 2022
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Someone that is trying to pull/hook up with someone else's girlfriend. ( Originated in the South West of England)
Example 1.

Person 1 - Yo did you clock mac chatting to Ty's girl last night?

Parson 2 - Yh fam he was skeemin

Example 2.

Person 1 - Mac needs need to get rushed bruv!

Parson 2 - Rahh peak, wasson?

Parson 2 - He's been skeemin on my girl.

Example 3.

Parson 1 - Yo can I come to that party tonight?

Parson 2 - Yh kl man just don't skeem on anyone's chick.
by UKFinest July 29, 2016
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Skeem

‣ Verb

- To roughly think. Derived from the word “scheme”.

Commonly used as a slang word in Zimbabwean Schools.
“I skeem he got a concussion.”
by some dwass oan April 19, 2024
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