Skeedo

The skin-tight lycra-spandex suits worn by ski racers during races and sometimes, unfortunately, after the race on the slopes with the rest of us.
It looks too much like the speedo swimsuits favored by Eurotrash on the beaches to be taken seriously anyplace but at a ski race.

Fine for racing (as are speedo shorts) but not ok for normal skiing.

Dude, did you see that guy blow past me wearing a skeedo? There must be a race today.

Ya. I'd wear one too but it would make my junk look to big.

by Ole the Logger March 12, 2013

and you dont seem to understand

And you don't seem to understand
A shame you seemed an honest man
And all the fears you hold so dear
Will turn to whisper in your ear
And you know what they say might hurt you
And you know that it means so much
And you don't even feel a thing
I am falling, I am fading,
I have lost it all
And you don't seem the lying kind
A shame that I can read your mind
And all the things that I read there
Candle-lit smile that we both share
And you know I don't mean to hurt you
But you know that it means so much
And you don't even feel a thing
I am falling, I am fading, I am drowning,
Help me to breathe
I am hurting, I have lost it all
I am losing
Help me to breathe

aka the lyrics in the hit anime show serial experiments lain about a girl whos gay going into COMPUTER WORLD

person 1: and you dont seem to understand
person 2: bro... are you lainpilled??
person 1: yea

person 1 and 2 now have a very hot makeout session

by based and lainpilled July 11, 2021

It Seems Today

That all you see,

Is violence in movies and sex on TV
But where are those good ol' fashioned values?
On which we used to rely!
Lucky theres a Family Guy!
Lucky theres a man who,
Positively can do,
All the things that make us...
Laugh and cry!
He's!
A!
Fam!
-ly!
Guy!

"I love that song that goes, "It seems today"".

by ItSeemsToday October 15, 2019

seemab

One of the most intelligent, beautiful girls on the planet. She is cutie with a killing smile and cares for other regardless of their religion.

Talking with Seemab is so much fun.

by Kashmiriboi March 21, 2018

Skeeblie

The small pieces of poo left clinging to the toilet bowl after taking a nasty dump

Man you left a load of skeeblie's stuck to the bowl after taking that shit

by Chonggoman May 27, 2014

skeechi

a very nasty person or a prostitute of both genders

eww, look at that skeechi on the street corner.

by Onosetale August 20, 2008

DJ Skee

DJ Skee has become known as the definitive DJ for the West Coast. From producing street classics including Game's infamous "300 Bars" to consistently putting out the hottest and most listened to mixtapes in the streets, DJ Skee has risen to the exclusive elite upper circle of the entertainment business. Currently, he is the DJ for The Game. He did the world premiere of The Game's "300 Bars and Runnin'" and is the DJ in The Games new album "You Know What It is Vol. 3". DJ Skee is The Game's favorite DJ. Its The Game, DJ Skee, and Black Wallstreet (The record label that The Game created, but the official producer is Nu Jerzey Devil).

The Game's Lyrics, from the World Premiere of "300 Bars and Runnin'":

"Yo whats poppin', it's the kid Game,
and right now youre listenin to hype radio with my homeboy, my dawg, my brotha from anotha motha,
the best fuckin DJ in the world,
so all the rest of you motha fuckin DJs, take them dusty ass records, put 'em in them broke-ass crates, and tuck 'em between yo ass cheeks, hide behind a tree, cause you ain't fuckin' wit DJ SKEE"

by Nu Jerzey Devil May 4, 2006