tender sirloin micky dees

When you go behind someone, reach your hand up in between their legs, and squeeze their balls until juice comes out. Oftentimes the juice is collected and used in power drinks. Multiple people can partake in this.

Hey why are you in the hospital?
Some guys gave me a tender sirloin micky dees last night.

by mister Everest February 26, 2009

Mini Sirloin

(adj) referring to anything small. This reference usually occurs while hanging out with a group of people for an extended amount of time. Given enough time, someone in the group will probably sing the phrase "mini sirloin burgers" from the Jack in the Box commercial with the midgets and the infectious jingle. Subsequently it gets stuck in everyone's head and references to anything small become "mini sirloin"

petite girl: I can't hold all of these bags things at once!

big guy: Well hand them to me, I'm surprised you can hold on to anything with those mini sirloin hands.

by Changus Kahn July 11, 2009

10” Sirloin

When your closing ability is bang pukka

I just paid 15k to be cold …
Must be a 10” Sirloin

by Amexking May 15, 2023

Swingin Sirloin

The beefiest of meats. Large and in charge.

Johnny C told her about the 20 pounds of swingin sirloin, but we doubted she could handle it.

by theguido1 December 5, 2012

scotch and sirloin

To urinate and dedicate at the same time while suspending yourself, face down, horizontally in a stall in a public restroom.

I swung by the restaurant and laid down a mean scotch and sirloin in the bathroom.

by Flattop72 March 23, 2023

Elk Sirloin

A gamey piece of meat. Also, a guy who is a game player with women.

That elk sirloin took me on a date and ended up leaving the bar with another woman.

by Ahr October 23, 2010

sirloinestake

A word to describe a person who makes video blogs on the website YouTube. People who are called "sirloinestake" or "sirloine" are assumed to be offended. The spelling is after the pun "Sir Loine of Stake".

"You old sirloinestake."

"Your videos are worthy of sirloinestake"

by WelshDragonHellfire July 1, 2008