Delusional simper

A classic simp who tries to hide that he is in fact the major simp. This is done by calling other people simp constantly creating an anti simp stance. Only smart people know how to spot a delusional simp.

Walle is calling Benne out for simping when he is innocent and Walle is in fact simping 24/7. Walle is being a delusional simper.

by Svennebanana February 16, 2021

Simpering Pantywaist

a small man-boy who smiles in a self-consious and silly manner

"Geekwad over there is a simpering pantywaist" said Biff, the bully.

by Anonymous March 21, 2003

Simpers

A family name given to a man with a heart of gold. This name is used as the last name for someone who's a handyman, who loves the rush of a challenge, and who loves being with others. You might find Mr. Simpers constructing a squat rack out of nothing but wood, piecing together a potato cannon, or building a dog shed. Simpers will also partake in a large assortment of drinking; they have a tendency to enjoy fine whiskeys. He will enjoy the water; whether gazing over it, fishing while the sun rises, or rowing with his friends. Although extremely intelligent, Simpers will reject the idea of a "normalized education", advocating instead for a trade school or military service. He will be your best friend for life, and will always be there for you.

"You should always remind a Simpers to not release gas while cuddling with a date"

by Erginator6969 May 11, 2020

simper

a person who is a mega simp does anything for e-girls and his mom

damn milo little is such a fucking simper

by ted is gay fhs xoxoxo March 16, 2020

Simperinio

It’s a simps nickname u can put behind any ones name

Oh look “hisham-eriniothe simp-erinio”is back

Simperinio=the nickname for a simp someone that puts his hoes before the bro’s

by Simp nation May 25, 2020

simpervention

A process in which a simp’s loved ones attempt to inform the simp that he has a problem, and offer support should he choose to seek help for his simpfulness.

“Sam hasn’t chilled with the boys ever since he met that bitch, Karen. I think we need to stage a simpervention for him.”

by Da Punkin October 8, 2020

Derry simper

When you simp over boys that names begin with Z or D but are too scarred to tell them

Tianna and jodie are both derry simpers

by CleanSteamboat November 14, 2020