Simi

Giving some one you don't know a handjob, as soon as you meet them.

Guy 1-'hey what did you do with that girl?'
guy 2- 'i got a Simi.'
Guy 1 - 'niceee'

by Kris Tay April 15, 2010

simi

A boss or manager who repeatedly changes schedules two days after theyre posted, then doesnt call to tell you that you dont have to wake up at 7:30 on a Saturday morning because you dont have to work.

Co-worker 1: Hey, I thought you had to work today.
Co-worker 2: I did, but Simi changed the schedule again and didnt tell me.

by Steve Messewitz February 9, 2008

Simi

Is A GUY that has more hair than most mixed race people.
Usually calm but can yab like anything
( See ioannis )

Tommy are you pacified now

'Ioannis how come you don't have hair like that Simi'
'LADI YOUR LIFFFEE. SIMI FINISHED YOU'

by SIMI.A August 17, 2018

Simi

Another word for a dirty smelly nigger

I’m sick of seeing these simis about

by Oupisjsjdh August 8, 2019

SIMI

Self Inflicted Masterbation Injury, the term used for injuries during self pleasure.

do You know how he got a black eye?

I heard he had a SIMI

by Buddah61 October 15, 2018

Simi

Books are like true friends

keep the good ones close to you Simi

by halfdsadf October 24, 2018

Simi

A god among men. He can finesse, freeze, finagle (the three f's) and ride your bitch before you could even think of hiding your bitch. He is the Santa Clause of Thanksgiving, serving all the naughty hoes top shelf gravy while leaving you the leftovers. While you may consider the coldest place on Earth the caps, this is not true, as this fucking rad lads wrists are known to "make a grown man shiver" as quoted from a rap verse from his as of writing, latest rap "Magic". Even if you thought you hid your hoes well, be it flex season, he is capable of sensing bitches within a 20 mile radius. Hiding them to that point will be futile as he will be inside your dining room by then, helping himself to all the dark meat on the turkey dinner while talking both your mother and your dentist into the deli isle at the nearest super mart. If your girl is home too, it's no use resisting. He will be sitting her down at the table too while keeping you at the kiddie table with your little brother. He is your worst enemy. He is your Dad. But most of all, he is - Yung Gravy.

Simi is a fucking beast

by Bierke September 9, 2020