scat signing

A series of gestures that look as if they should be meaningful but are actually complete nonsense.

“Bottom dances pretty cool, but what’s he doing with his hands?”
“He can’t sing, so must resort to scat signing.”

by Bottom Ford, Esq December 17, 2010

Signing

An urban sport that involves taking peoples house signs and making off with them.

Lets go signing

by Billhookboys April 14, 2009

Signing autographs

Wiping your poopy butt with toilet paper.

It just wouldn't end, I was in the handicapped stall signing autographs for twenty minutes straight, my fans are relentless.

by ShartShooper January 30, 2023

signing the paperwork

the act of using toilet paper to complete any given bathroom-related activity; usually associated with defecation

Jim: *banging on the bathroom door* Dude, shit or get off the pot. I gotta drop a deuce.

Joe: Chill brah, almost done . . . just signing the paperwork.

by boustrophodonik October 4, 2010

signine

the most emo man alive, his tears bring pain to nuns

'love me so i don't have to'

signine has revolted against the feeling of hate and transposed it to loving embrace

by VD November 11, 2004

Signing Off

This is someone's favorite catchphrase
This is what he believes will help him get to space

Aaron: I am going to be signing off!
European: you are my idol and yh Aaron Thomas signing off!!!

by UncleDaddy_XD_LOL December 30, 2019

Baltimore signing

Signing a photograph with a cock ring.

The DJ WAS Baltimore signing his photos.

by steadyfreddie April 22, 2011