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SIF

Screwed In Fantasy. The act of being screwed in a fantasy sport by a fantasy sports player. Then, going to screwedinfantasy.com and posting to make sure that all of your friends and foes read about it.

How you can get screwed: Your fantasy catcher gets benched on Sunday and you lose by one hit, giving your nemesis the week's victory. Your top notch wide receiver doesn't grab a catch on Sunday, costing you a valuable 10-15 fantasy points. Your favorite basketball player steps on someone's foot and is out for 4-6 weeks. Your fantasy hockey player misses the game winning shot, and your chance at a fantasy championship.

The list goes on and on.
I took Joe Nathan in the 10th round of the draft after two other closers went, knowing Nathan was a guaranteed 40+ saves a year. One week later he goes under Tommy John surgery and I'm out of a player and a solid draft pick. You really SIF'ed me on this one Nathan.
by Screwed In Fantasy April 12, 2010
mugGet the SIFmug.

Sif

Describes something or someone as gross or rotten
Person1: hey bro how was lunch?
Person2: not great the food was sif

Or

Donald Trump is sif because he’s a pedophile
by Christoffel17 December 9, 2020
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Sif

That car is sif as f*ck
by Rubberducky12345 January 4, 2017
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sifness

If something was completely unbelieveable/inconceivable, sometiems someone will exclaim "Sif!", a word used in internet circles. This word could be used when describing the situation of when the exclamation occured.
"The Sifness was so mindblowing, I was like, wow, that frood must be leetzor!"
by KinGAleX March 21, 2005
mugGet the sifnessmug.

sif

sif = as if (what the hell)

commonly used by try hards
fo shizzle ma nizzle, sif i wouldn't!
by auTeX March 22, 2005
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SIF

- "Whoah, did you see her knock out that 500-lb ex-convict/sexual predator?"

- "Yeah, she's a total SIF."
by ecjs March 10, 2009
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SIF

Guy 1:Hey your sisters SIF

Guy 2:Man fuck you
Guy 3:He's right she is SIF
Guy 2:Fuck all y'all
by Raw Faith November 6, 2009
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