sockfucking

Verb, the act of lubing up an athletic tube sock and inserting the male member for sexual stimulation. A sockfucker may choose to perform the act manually or may choose to have a partner stimulate the sock. Low Cut socks are disfavored except by short dicked individuals.

Don't wash that sock after the game, I'm into sockfucking and your natural oils are better than you greezy fuck.

by kingsnizzle September 3, 2006

sickduck

Sickduck is one who is passed out without his glasses on, resembling a sick duck.

"Yo look at sickduck he is fucked up"

by Matt aka sickduck the legend April 16, 2005

sockfucker

A horney male soldier in the field or on deployment that can/will not get sex from a female, and rolls up a sock nice and tight like a vagina and proceeds to have "relations" with it.

Soldier 1: I walked in on SSG Kennedy, and he was fucking a damn sock!

Soldier 2: Kennedy is such a SOCKFUCKER

by The real Beav April 28, 2006

sick fuck

I'LL SHOW YOU THE DEFINITION OF A SICK FUCK!
*whips my 300 mile long cock and rapes you*

Manager: What are you doing to those hamburgers?
Drew Pickles: I am just turning Mcdonalds to swelldonalds
Manager: WHO ARE YOU A SICK FUCK?
Drew Pickles: I'LL SHOW YOU THE TRUE DEFINITION OF A SICK FUCK! *whips my 300 mile long cock and rapes you*

by The guy with the glasses December 14, 2012

sick fuck

1. that one guy who will sleep with any one
2. someone with a sexual fetish for ugly women

John is a true sick fuck, he nailed a grandma.

by Bud E Love May 5, 2003

Sick Fuck

In common terms, people who like quick fucks.

Im a Sick Fuck i like a quick fuck.

by Carl Neutron November 17, 2018

Sick Fuck Upchuck

When you force a person to swallow three fresh ass logs at once in an attempt to make them puke and possible infect them with something. This will only work if said person is someone from Urban Dictionary has posted one or more definitions (rejected or not) that involve consuming feces with possible rough anal sex, otherwise it is just torture.

Seriously people... stop posting disgusting shit on Urban Dictionary! If you are trying to get some form of recognition for something then get your damn facts straight and post a REAL sex position WITH REFERENCES! UD is for ALL audiences not just for you sick little cunts!

sick fuck upchuck

by TheTypoPoopcicle May 31, 2009