shwanked

Term for being totally drunk out of one's mind

"I'm gonna go out and get shwanked outs my mind tonight!"

by KyleJT January 2, 2008

shwanke

A chronic masturbater that cannot resist to jack off even if he is in an inappropriate place such as a swimming pool, movie theater, or cosco parking lot.

Cosco parking lot?!?!? Wow you're one chronic shwanke!

by Leeeroy Jenkins July 2, 2008

shwank

The act of masterbation whilst in the shower.
Shwank, shwanking.
Wanking in the shower

Tom: Hey Lewy, you look really refreshed today!
Lewy: Yeah man, just had a shwank, felt so good.
Will: Wtf is a shwank bro?
Lewy: When you have a wank in the shower!
Will: Mad!

by Larry O'Fresh June 2, 2011

shwank

the conjunction of she-wank.
ie female masturbation

i'm off for a shwank.

by NeoSpoone April 1, 2007

shwank

A object that is the cross between a sword and a shank.

1. She used her shwank to kill the alien because it was small enough to hide.

by noobinator12 November 26, 2010

shwank

To masturbate while taking a shower

"I'm getting a verucas, who had a shwank?"

by anal twat March 19, 2009

shwank

someone who is cooler than everyone

Oo! Check out Meggie and Sashi! They are so swank

by Sashi April 21, 2005