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Chapel Shaft

1. The deprived erection of a holy man.

2. An erection during confession and/or prayer. Catching the holy ghost in the shaft of your penis.
1. That priest got that good good chapel shaft.

2. During Sunday mass this morning I got mad chapel shaft while in the confessional and released the holy ghost all over the walls.
by VixenMask June 29, 2014
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risky shift

When someone is masturbating with one hand for an extensive period of time, then quickly changes to other hand without missing a stroke in order to avoid cramping of hands.
I was beating off last week and my left hand got tired, so I made a risky shift to my right hand.
by Bobw39 August 12, 2017
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Kraft Shaft

The cum/precum buildup that develops around the base of the penis more and more prominently as a gangbang continues.
Bro why do I always have to go last? I'm really getting tired of kraft shaft.
by Ranchgirls December 11, 2020
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money shift

Usually only happens in a car with a manual transmission- A money shift is an accidental, far too aggressive down-shift, in which the engine performs the biggest red-line you've ever seen. It's referred to as a money shift, because it usually results in money coming out of your pocket for a new head, pistons etc.
My buddy Erin was doin around 65 mph when he accidentally hit second gear, money shifting his way to a new engine.
by steven17 November 25, 2007
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Princess shift

A four or so hour work shift, so named because they must be a princess to deserve such treatment.
John: I'm only working 6 to 10 tonight, still get to get my PARTY on
Liz: Damn it! Why do you always get the princess shift!
by Newspapertruck February 23, 2011
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radio friendly unit shifter

The grand Nirvana song on the album "In Utero" which contains tons of feedback and guitar muscle. There are many live videos of them performing the song (usually opening the concert with it).
"Radio Friendly" in music terms refers to a song being aired on a radio station that appeals to mainstream audiences.
"Unit Shifter" refers to a song that can sell copies of an album. Ironically it's the most aggressive song in the whole radio un-friendly album.
Radio Friendly Unit Shifter

Use just once and destroy
Invasion of our piracy
Afterbirth of a nation
Starve without your skeleton key

I love you for what I am not
I do not want what I have got
A blanket acne'ed with cigarette burns
Speak at once while taking turns
by Flowersty July 23, 2007
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Show shaft

The act of folding one's penis downward to allow the shaft to show from an open zipper. This is a socially acceptable act, similar to females showing cleavage. But like the nipple, the tip should never show, referred to as a tip slip
That guy R. Lager over there is showing so much shaft i can't get any attention with my six pack abs and Lambo. If i was packing i would surley show shaft!
by CaptainAloha July 28, 2018
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