Claw Shrimp

Big claws on them. Live real deep. Big as a man.

This injury is very reminiscent of a Claw Shrimp attack.

by superman December 11, 2003

Shrompee

Shrompee characterizes the development of shrimp within water molecules. Often times this advancement of the carnivore shrimp leads to the advancement of ponds, lakes, oceans, drinking water ect. morfeing into thicc clusters of shrimp.

Shrompee also defines one who has achieved all percent meme power, or one who has outlived the morfing from the genis Homosapien to God.

One who is shrimp to the extreme is lïghtñīñg MçQüėèń

Minecraft creepers can be considered shrompee

by CarlWheezerGodOflactation&shit November 14, 2019

plate of shrimp

Synchronicity. Derived from the 1984 film "Repo Man".

"Suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. Suddenly somebody will say like 'plate' or 'shrimp' or 'plate of shrimp', out of the blue, no explanation. No point in looking for one either; it's all part of the cosmic unconsciousness."

by Norton Zenger May 14, 2004

shrimp dipper

The act of fingering a menstruating female from behind and then licking that finger.

I gave her the ol' shrimp dipper in the bathroom of a Long John Silver's.

Every month, Aunt Flo comes around to signal the beginning of shrimp dipping season.

by spun out September 9, 2010

Shrimp-counter

One who counts the amount of shrimp in their food. Most commonly, shrimp-counters will check their Chinese food to make sure that there is a sufficient amount of shrimp.

A person will usually become a shrimp-counter after having their orders mixed up at a Chinese restaurant. For example: Person A orders the Kung Pao shrimp, while Person B orders the garlic noodles. Person B decides to eat some of the shrimp, before returning to the restaurant to correct his order. Person A will then check his container of food to find that 7 or 8 shrimp are missing. Shrimp theft is a very common occurence in Hollywood.

Larry David: "We got our orders back and about seven or eight shrimp were missing."

Hal Wasserman: "So you counted the shrimp, you're a shrimp-counter now."

by Fragile Frankie May 10, 2009

shrimp chips

The most tasty asian snack in the market. Think fat potato sticks that taste a little like shrimp. The shrimp scares away your white friends, so less chips getting mooched and more chips in your stomach!

Gary: Man I'm hungry. Are those chips?

Phil: Not JUST chips, they're shrimp chips! Want some?

Gary: Uhh no thanks, I'll pass.

by Stiff Tacos January 3, 2011

Shrimp Dick

Someone who has a very small penis.

Wow, have you heard about that kid chanse, I heard he has a shrimp dick

by KillerOfUrMind October 4, 2017