Dirt Shrew

A small rodent native to the San Acitos region of California. It looks like a jack rabbit and a big rat fucked.

Remember the San Acitos Dirt Shrew. Their beauty was here long before we were.

by gizmofries April 5, 2013

Shrewd simian

Synonymous for saying someone is one hell of a smart monkey.

Ex 1:
John: Well I’ll be a monkey's uncle! Steve Jobs has made Apple more valuable than Microsoft on the market!

Justin: There's no doubt he's a shrewd simian.

Ex 2:
I just saved a lot of money by switching to GEICO! Call me pretentious, but this car owner feels like one shrewd simian!

by ShrewdSimian June 4, 2010

shrew

An evil - tempered woman

Mrs Kirsch is a shrew when she as our period 3 math class.

by Alison March 23, 2003

shrewd shrew

Shrewd (savvy, clever, cunning,)

Shrew (bitch, she-devil)

That woman is a Shrewd Shrew!

by Justtayn September 15, 2017

Shreem

the girl form of bro. used to identify a chill girl.

Bro 1: 'Sup shreem.
Shreem 1: 'Sup bro

Bro 1: Yo bro, did u see that shreem over there. I'd shread that shreem any day!
Bro 2: Bro, that's my sister...

by belltour'10 July 8, 2010

Shreembangers

Observant people who are welcoming to others while tripping balls on mushrooms. Mainly someone who takes a lot of mushrooms.

"alright boys, lets eat these mushrooms and walk around town being a couple of shreembangers

by Ausm Bullocks September 11, 2011

shrewd

Usually refers to having good business sense or is generally good with money. One who is wise with money and does not fritter it away needlessly.

He is a shrewd businessman.

by DeadMan January 20, 2004