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Turkey Shower Curtains

When a girl gets several circular piercings on her labia, so that it stretches it and looks like a curtain with rings on it, like a shower curtain.
Barbara just got six piercings on her labia. That bitch has turkey shower curtains. Get out the Comet and let's clean it.
by Saluki Sally September 20, 2008
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Shower Curtain {Wedgie}

The shower curtain has gone between yo booty cheeks and becomes wedged.
Dude I was late for work was quickly drying off bent to dry my legs stood up and DAMN Shower Curtain {Wedgie}
by Fantazzle December 19, 2008
mugGet the Shower Curtain {Wedgie}mug.

Shower Curtain Tug

Having already lathered up your manhood with shampoo, this is the act of making a fold in a shower curtain, instantly creating a soapy,substitute,pussy before your very eyes and then proceding to pleasure yourself until you blow your load.
Ty, a desperate traveling salesman, proceded to tell his buddies about his Shower Curtain Tug while at a local sports bar. Aqward silence follwed.

Dean, unsatisfied with his usual morning crank yank, headed to the shower for a shower curtain tug.
by Hotdizzle October 10, 2008
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turkey shower curtains

When a girl gets several circular piercings on her labia, so that it stretches it and looks like a curtain with rings on it, like a shower curtain.
Barbara has turkey shower curtains.
by Molly Saluki September 22, 2008
mugGet the turkey shower curtainsmug.
Did you see the roast beef shower curtainson that bitch?!?!
by stahlout September 15, 2006
mugGet the [roast beef shower curtains]mug.

Let me show you my shower curtain...

"I'm coming over later."

"Let me show you my shower curtain... ;)"
"I'll bring my sex shorts."
by Bigger is Better October 6, 2016
mugGet the Let me show you my shower curtain...mug.

Pennsylvania Dutch Shower Curtain

A sex act between at least one male and another partner. The male sneaks up behind a closed shower curtain while the other is in the active act of showering. The male then grabs the person in shower wrapping the shower curtain around there wet naked body. The penis is shoved against the curtain to insert into the person in the shower. The curtain acts as a semen barrier from this point on. This act should continue until climax or until the water starts turning cold.
Babe I'm too tired to do the Pennsylvania Dutch Shower Curtain. Can we do the Pennsylvania Dutch Breakfast instead?
by GermanPizzaEater January 9, 2023
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