Shocking

A way of describing an object that startles you with it's crapness

That orange tent over there is shocking!

by gwinstone August 19, 2003

Shorking

When you are at home working - and taking a dump at the same time = Shitting and working = shorking.

I'm at home shorking on an importaint project.

by QuadTrax December 1, 2010

Ball shoving

The act of shoving your balls up into your body to make yourself excited. This is temporary so boys can do this or have real fun.

Why is he going ball shoving?

by Aid_Master_Mind_Surendertail December 16, 2019

Shooking

Being overly shook

That was shooking

by Hey.its_sabrina December 12, 2016

Shocking

When you find out that your gf is pregnant even though you swear you used a condom

gf: I’m pregnant
bf: What. That’s so shocking. I swear I used a condom

by Dubiks February 8, 2019

shit shoving butt captain

A gay man with attitude, a poof with manly bits of muscle

a rump wrestler with energy

simmilar to:
shit shaggin ass pirate
turdburgling rump wrestler
fart knocking ass plumber
donut punching fart fucker
ass ramming anal death dealer
flaming gaybo rectal router
colon scraping poofter piercer
fag fucking shpincter shredder

gay1: Oh jesus christ i think u are so hard and fast u ripped me a new asshole jesus christ
gay2: call your Shit Shoving Butt Captain SIR bitch!
gay1: JESUS CHRIST!

by Chick_Fudger September 27, 2006

Shoving Brown

To have anal sex with someone when they have not emptied their rectum.

I was trying anal sex with my girlfriend and found myself shoving brown!

by A Bastard July 20, 2006